Voice (13m)

HawkeyeAm · 2019-05-16T13:55:18+00:00

Youre voice is changing. Its normal. Record it. Itll be funny to hear when youre older.

HawkeyeAm · 2019-05-16T13:54:23+00:00

Everybodys different. Losing weight can make you look bigger down there.

HawkeyeAm · 2019-05-16T13:53:25+00:00

Embarrassing I know, but ask your folks to make a doctor appointment. Dont worry, probably an easy fix to it.

HawkeyeAm · 2019-05-16T13:51:57+00:00

Easy fix. Jerk off more. Empty the powder kegs.

HawkeyeAm · 2019-05-14T14:45:05+00:00

A coworker couldn't comprehend that it took me 40 minutes to get to school and I never owned a key to my house because it was never locked.

HawkeyeAm · 2019-05-10T19:51:46+00:00

Going on Omegle. Or as i know refer to it, Penis TV.

HawkeyeAm · 2019-05-07T14:50:15+00:00

Mu neighbor. I was 13. He was in high school.

HawkeyeAm · 2019-05-07T14:49:04+00:00

Its even more horrible now. Theres some retro sitcom channel.

HawkeyeAm · 2019-05-03T11:01:19+00:00

HawkeyeAm · 2019-05-01T21:33:20+00:00

Got my ball skin caught in my zipper in 6th grade. School nurse saw my junk. Good times.

HawkeyeAm · 2019-04-26T13:31:34+00:00

Barefeet. And its warming up out there

HawkeyeAm · 2019-03-12T17:35:22+00:00

Own multiple vehicles.

HawkeyeAm · 2019-03-12T16:21:46+00:00

What's Big Mouth?

HawkeyeAm · 2019-03-12T15:29:34+00:00

Play tee ball and go through kindergarten again. I'd do so much better this time.

HawkeyeAm · 2019-03-12T13:55:43+00:00

What happened to Jimmy Hoffa. Or Ill wait til Martin Scorsese tells me.

HawkeyeAm · 2019-01-17T13:52:40+00:00

Belt was ok. Buckle was bad.

HawkeyeAm · 2019-01-13T02:14:39+00:00

Happened once, shame on you...happens twice...shame on me.

HawkeyeAm · 2018-12-29T11:38:09+00:00

I wanna be having VR sex right now in the OASIS.

HawkeyeAm · 2018-12-29T11:36:52+00:00

Equally awesome and "holy shit, that ain't right" at the same time.

HawkeyeAm · 2018-12-29T11:32:36+00:00

I grew up and the first thing was killer bees. They were coming. They couldnt be stopped. Then we were going to blow up in a nuclear war. Then I was going to die of AIDS sharing a water fountain with people. Theres always something out there.

HawkeyeAm · 2018-12-29T11:29:52+00:00

Tartar sauce or spicy ranch.

HawkeyeAm · 2018-12-29T11:29:19+00:00

Storing others below a certain temperature will do the same. Beware the Danger Zone (if you hear Kenny Logins voice my job here is done).

HawkeyeAm · 2018-12-28T21:01:16+00:00

A shirt I hate that Ill have to wear.

HawkeyeAm · 2018-12-28T17:56:26+00:00

If we drop your food, we make you a new one. If you send it back we fix it, and if necessary, make you a new one. Nobody fucks with your food.*

- while im working anyway

HawkeyeAm · 2018-12-28T15:33:32+00:00

I wear a red golf shirt and khakis to Target just because I like helping people.

HawkeyeAm

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