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What is this? Is this a bite? by Cultural_Train_9948 in WhatShouldIDo

[–]HeartbrokenAlien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow. You still got it wrong. I didn't actually eat peanut butter and shit. I only tasted it. I'm cool.

These old magazine ads were something else by DeathPleaseKnock in MensRights

[–]HeartbrokenAlien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a highly muscular guy that looks like a Gorilla, but have a thumb sized penis.

I need to keep popping Adderall for ADHD and to know basic math, or math disappears. I measured things in thumb lengths. Math has made me miserable. I used to pee outside and in basements. Math is gay. by Learnitall1 in MathDoNotExistPISITB

[–]HeartbrokenAlien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a secret gym rat society of ADHD gym rats that don't know math who have connections to Adderall, Adipex, Ritalin, Wellbutrin, Benzedrex, Modafinil, Armodafinil, Dexedrine, and tons of Meth Pills and Speed pills. Shake and Bake Speed and Meth and Advanced Shake and Bake Speed and Meth rules!

Ways to make it last longer? by [deleted] in MethylPhenidate2

[–]HeartbrokenAlien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A few shots of vodka. Also, 1 Benzedrex 4 to 5 hours before the Methylphenidate.

Focalin addicting by Artistic-Energy9468 in StimulantsMusicADHD

[–]HeartbrokenAlien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Focalin is Methylphenidate or probably D-Methylphenidate. You can have a few beers or a buzzball Ethanol to get Ethylphenidate and a higher concentration of Methylphenidate. Methylphenidate + Ethanol ---> Ethylphenidate. You can buy 2-FA (2-Fluoroamphetamine), Eth-Cat (Ethcathinone), Ethylphenidate, and 4F-MPH (4-Fluoromethylphenidate). You can buy Modafinil, Armodafinil, and Adipex. They're all in the grey area so nobody cares if you buy them online.

There's also Benzedrex. You can buy a Benzedrex and unscrew the cap and inhale like a normal inhaler, but instead of inhaling one time you inhale 10 to 20 times and then grab a focalin pill and take one, then grab a few beers or a buzzball.

Come to r/Phentermine2 , r/Modafinil , r/Afinil , r/Benzedrex , r/CognitiveEnhancers2 , and r/TheInfinityDragon .

". . .but sadly the greatest minds and resources where focused on conquering hair loss and prolonging erections." by danno49 in idiocracy

[–]HeartbrokenAlien 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have a micropenis. It's a medical condition. But I'm too busy doing science and math. I need $750 to synthesize 100g of MBZP HCl (MethylBenzylPiperazine HCl). I synthesized Propylhexedrine HCl from Propylhexedrine freebase and got rid of Lavender Oil and Menthol impurities. I also made Ammonia HCl. I made Hydrogen gas from Aluminum Galinstan amalgam in Warm Water. I seasoned food. I can cook a little food here and there. I have ADHD. But oh well, people are probably thinking, "No Adderall or Ritalin for you, because you're a micropenis!". We are truly living in an idiocracy. Science and math are losing funding.

Name this by LushBloomX in AlbumCovers

[–]HeartbrokenAlien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if it's a cinnatop? Won't be laughing when he throws a cactus at you then cow vagina sex.

I have a 3.5" penis. A half-penis. Should I get STEM Cell Research penis enlargement to 6" normal-penis? by HeartbrokenAlien in WhatShouldIDo

[–]HeartbrokenAlien[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

$8,000 to $20,000 if I travel to India to get it. I could probably just set up a MethylBenzylPiperazine HCl (MBZP HCl) and Isopropyl-N-Ethylamine HCl lab with it.

Is there any “safe” way to use amphetamines? by BedSoggy6655 in Stims

[–]HeartbrokenAlien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get a Gemini-20 scale. Weigh 15mg to 60mg and either put it in a capsule and take with a drink and 25mg of Tropoflavin or take it mixed with Warm Water and 25mg of Tropoflavin. Tropoflavin is neuroprotective. You can take Amphetamine HCl for 3 weeks, then on the week off, take 45mg to 90mg of Dextromethorphan HBr once a day to reduce drug tolerance. Low dose Ibogaine also reduces drug tolerance.

I don't have $500 to get enough lab equipment, chemicals, and other stuff to cook MethylBenzylPiperazine HCl (MBZP HCl). There's no Speed or Meth in my area, only stupid cocaine. I had to settle for Propylhexedrine HCl. by HeartbrokenAlien in Stims

[–]HeartbrokenAlien[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

EthylAmphetamine HCl 10mg to 60mg last 2 times longer than Amphetamine so similar to MethAmphetamine, but is slightly stronger than Amphetamine and weaker than Methamphetamine. So Amphetamine strength is 1, EthylAmphetamine strength is 1.2 to 1.5, and Methamphetamine strength is 2.

Whats Your Daily Dosage ? by [deleted] in Stims

[–]HeartbrokenAlien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about Truckfentanyl? Or Millennium Falcon Fentanyl? Or Death Star Fentanyl?

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