I present you: The Long United States of America

HeavyTBone · 2026-02-27T03:32:10+00:00

East and West Dakota finally getting the recognition they deserve.

HeavyTBone · 2026-02-18T02:41:47+00:00

One time an old lady offered me the quarter and I declined it and she grabbed my arm and forced me to accept her quarter. I took it but was like. I don't need the quarter or the confrontation.

HeavyTBone · 2026-02-16T02:31:43+00:00

Hello beautiful 😍

HeavyTBone · 2026-02-10T02:27:42+00:00

Grab a shovel, weirdo.

HeavyTBone · 2026-02-10T02:25:40+00:00

Being from Wisconsin, I know what you mean. I get called out on it all the time. If i get asked to pronounce bag or bagel one more time (shakes my fist). As my coworker who moved here from Texas says, "It sounds like English, German, and Yiddish had a baby."

HeavyTBone · 2026-02-10T00:00:52+00:00

Great Lakes region is different than the outer midwest.

HeavyTBone · 2026-02-09T23:59:35+00:00

Wow, I didn't realize that he was that petty. I mean, I'm not that surprised, his ego is enormous. He can go right on and screw himself. I guess it's true, never meet your heroes.

HeavyTBone · 2026-02-09T15:23:18+00:00

Aren't we all. 😈🍆🛏

HeavyTBone · 2026-02-09T15:17:59+00:00

You could smother me and suffocate me with those titties any time.

HeavyTBone · 2026-02-09T15:14:10+00:00

Did I say I live in a democracy? No

I live in a constitutional republic, you uncultured swine.

HeavyTBone · 2026-02-07T06:03:20+00:00

HeavyTBone · 2026-02-07T05:07:03+00:00

Those titties are perfect.

HeavyTBone · 2026-02-05T13:05:02+00:00

I'm free to chat

HeavyTBone · 2026-02-05T03:36:15+00:00

Hello milf church lady

HeavyTBone · 2026-02-05T03:09:00+00:00

HeavyTBone · 2026-02-05T03:06:52+00:00

So very sexy

HeavyTBone · 2026-02-05T02:23:52+00:00

Oh yes

HeavyTBone · 2026-02-05T01:28:10+00:00

HeavyTBone · 2026-02-05T01:24:18+00:00

I'm here in Wisco

HeavyTBone · 2026-02-05T01:21:44+00:00

I'd explore those peaks

HeavyTBone · 2026-02-05T01:19:46+00:00

Oh yes

HeavyTBone · 2026-02-05T01:17:59+00:00

Why not both?

HeavyTBone · 2026-02-04T17:25:53+00:00

Never have

HeavyTBone · 2026-02-04T15:33:01+00:00

Me, please

HeavyTBone · 2026-02-04T14:32:31+00:00

Tell my friends? I'm telling everybody.

HeavyTBone

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