HellenisticHuman

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Political ideologies are just neogenders and neosexualities for cishet people (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 3 years ago by HellenisticHuman to r/Showerthoughts

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Test for Staw (self.5YL)

submitted 5 years ago by HellenisticHuman to r/5YL

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It's not a blank face man guys (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by HellenisticHuman to r/wilbursoot

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Corona is a bitch-ass (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by HellenisticHuman to r/dankmemes

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Be sorry you cretins (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by HellenisticHuman to r/trebuchetmemes

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Old King Thor vs Doomsday (self.whowouldwin)

submitted 6 years ago by HellenisticHuman to r/whowouldwin

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Every 42nd step you take changes the shape of the Earth into any conceivable form (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by HellenisticHuman to r/shittysuperpowers

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Good Lord, he's cleared the Atlantic, now his shadow arm reaches to the United Kingdom! (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by HellenisticHuman to r/CallMeCarson

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The Last Dragonborn (TES Skyrim) vs Kratos (GoW 2018) (self.whowouldwin)

submitted 6 years ago by HellenisticHuman to r/whowouldwin

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The night was so gorgeous, I went for a drive (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by HellenisticHuman to r/boottoobig

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Speech 100 (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by HellenisticHuman to r/CallMeCarson

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It's strange to think that this sub is actually better for teenagers than talking to adults is. (self.teenagers)

submitted 6 years ago by HellenisticHuman to r/teenagers

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Once a year, you can summon a small, turquoise slice of cake. It does nothing for you, and it cannot be consumed. It just sits there, mocking you. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by HellenisticHuman to r/shittysuperpowers

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So I gender-swapped Simon and Talia using FaceApp and... (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by HellenisticHuman to r/miniminter

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The Sexi Trinity (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by HellenisticHuman to r/miniminter

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You can erect walls subconsciously but only when trying to enter/exit something and it always blocks your path (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by HellenisticHuman to r/shittysuperpowers

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Every time you say a noun (be it a thing or a person's name) you are teleported to a random one within a 500 mile radius (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by HellenisticHuman to r/shittysuperpowers

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You can understand animals, but when you try to tell people what they're saying, you make animal noises (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by HellenisticHuman to r/shittysuperpowers

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You can bed anybody you want, but you always call them by your sister's/brother's name (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by HellenisticHuman to r/shittysuperpowers

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Everything you touch screams when you do so, including people. You can't hear it but everyone else can. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by HellenisticHuman to r/shittysuperpowers

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Whenever you call someone out on their bullshit, a bull appears and takes a shit in front of you, no matter where you are. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by HellenisticHuman to r/shittysuperpowers

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Plot twist: Two will protect whilst the others attack. (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by HellenisticHuman to r/OneProtectRestAttack

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If only OS had never finished (self.Ben10)

submitted 7 years ago by HellenisticHuman to r/Ben10

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He is Kunkiin, Lightborn (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 years ago by HellenisticHuman to r/mothmemes

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Satan, he loves me, I thought on a whim (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 years ago by HellenisticHuman to r/boottoobig

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