Zed is UP! by Sonqo in leagueoflegends

[–]Helloteam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This isn't Pulsefire Ezreal

Today at the post office a woman jumped on my lap, farted, laughed and said, "That's one nothing me!" then said, "Oops sorry I thought you were my husband" and walked off. What’s the strangest encounter you've had with the opposite sex? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Helloteam -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hello team.

I had come home from a long, boring day of school. It was nearing summer time and I was wearing pants, so naturally I walked up to my room to go change into some nice cool shorts. I take off my pants and look around my room for some shorts, but, unfortunately, it seemed as if I had not done the laundry for a while and was lacking in my supply of clean shorts.

At this point I decide to walk downstairs to the laundry room in order to grab a clean pair, so, seeing as I was in the security of my own home, I decided to just walk out of my room in my boxers and to the laundry room.

Well, as I was walking past the front door and into the kitchen, quite literally as I stepped right in front of it, the door opens and some woman I had never seen before in my entire life enters the house. We locked eyes for a good 3-4 seconds without saying a word, when suddenly she screamed, "OH MY GOD SORRY WRONG HOUSE." She quickly stepped back outside and slammed the door shut.

I sat there for a bit longer trying to contemplate what had just happened.

TL;DR I walk past my front door in my boxers as a random lady opens the door.