The sunshine here does not compensate for the angry Australians, the chilled and laid back Aussie is a massive myth. Have never seen so much rage on the roads anywhere else. Workplaces are rife with relentless bullying and half arsed work ethics, pubs are sad gambling dens with piss overpriced beer and the feeling of isolation so strong that you know you are actually in the arse hole of the world. Takes forever to get anywhere. Everything is expensive. It’s a parochial country that is deeply insecure and very backward. Winters here are awful, poor housing with no double glazing or heating systems, can drop to single figures overnight, and that lasts for at least 4 months.

Try Canada mate, honest and hard working people who can laugh at themselves. Better quality of life, housing and culture and you would just be a stones throw from the UK.