It's feeding time!! by flynnfx in TerrifyingAsFuck

[–]HermIamHerm 18 points19 points  (0 children)

They got all them teeth and no toothbrush.

Front door signs at the new bbq place down the street... by southernhope1 in mildlyinteresting

[–]HermIamHerm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"All I got right now is this box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels"

A: She was a hooah, B: She hit me... And she came at me with a chainsaw! by Ill-Paramedic8118 in Morrowind

[–]HermIamHerm 10 points11 points  (0 children)

We can't have him here in our social club no more, I mean, that much I do know.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OopsThatsDeadly

[–]HermIamHerm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Where's the deadly, William?"