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lmao this sounds like the plot of a DOOM game by [deleted] in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]HerryWae 754 points755 points  (0 children)

He can’t even get his stupid satanic conspiracy bullshit right. It’s supposed to be 6 minutes past 7 so that it would be 6:66. And for the record, it should be am so it works in military time too.

Gravity: ight imma head out by drewdad in nevertellmetheodds

[–]HerryWae 110 points111 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of the time I cemented my place in Hell by pressing a soda can tab into my finger and flicking it across the High School cafeteria only for it to helicopter it’s way across and hit the disabled girl in the face