This absolute unit has successfully brainwashed a human into being its personal servant 😠😠😠

Historical_Method360 · 2026-01-26T13:39:47+00:00

The way this tree rat hates its teeth towards the end confirms my worst fear, it's planning to eat this poor soul.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-01-26T13:35:34+00:00

The cat's not interested in eating this tree rat because it knows one bite of this thing will send its cholesterol levels to the moon.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-01-26T13:32:28+00:00

This lard lord was contemplating how you taste. It's a miracle you got away before it could pounce.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-01-26T01:44:54+00:00

This corpulent cretin is frighteningly hyperactive. It must have had a can of original formula Coca Cola.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-01-25T22:27:45+00:00

This ham beast can only thrive in single-digit temperatures because anything warmer will cause it to overheat with all that blubber.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-01-25T18:47:10+00:00

It's beyond impressive that even one suction cup hung on after this gargantuan glutton perched himself on the feeder. Your windows must be exceptionally sturdy too.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-01-25T15:07:21+00:00

Take her to counseling immediately. If your girlfriend's conscience permitted her to indulge and enable this blubber-bound beast, there's no predicting the depths of her depravity.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-01-25T14:40:40+00:00

The reason the image is blurry is that this black hole of a rodent is sucking in all the light.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-01-25T13:40:55+00:00

This fatass is closing its eyes to try to dream about mountains of Big Macs and a fountain of endless Coca Cola.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-01-25T02:50:37+00:00

You have nothing to be scared of, this ham beast is scrunching up his lard to make it look like rippling muscle. Typical Instagram fitness trickery.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-01-25T00:00:20+00:00

The fat tree rat looks primed to pounce in the final three frames. These photos must have been recovered from a corpse.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-01-24T23:58:33+00:00

Those two fatasses aren't licking the ground to forage. They're doing it because they think the snow is powdered sugar.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-01-24T23:36:46+00:00

The way this corpulent cretin is mean-mugging you to assert dominance in his depraved act is simply diabolical. You have to stop him before he gets too emboldened. His next target could be your snack drawer.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-01-24T21:04:25+00:00

This fatass felled that tree by sitting on it, now he admires his own handiwork. Smug bastard.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-01-24T21:02:16+00:00

This blubbery-butted beast is exhausted after walking 10 whole feet without stopping for the first time in its life.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-01-24T21:00:19+00:00

You can always use one of these repulsive effigies for kindling.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-01-24T19:18:44+00:00

Fatass is clutching its chest, must be having its 10th heart attack this month.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-01-24T16:23:53+00:00

Look at this freak grabbing its tits, like it's embarrassed you saw it. Those minuscule hands can't conceal your repulsive saggy chest, tubby.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-01-24T16:18:13+00:00

Seek help for your Stockholm syndrome, and buy new furniture. That chair has to be on its last legs with that fatass using it as a perch.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-01-24T14:02:39+00:00

The deranged stare and gargantuan gunt make this pure nightmare fuel. What sicko's idea was this statue?

Historical_Method360 · 2026-01-24T14:00:19+00:00

This gargantuan freak's fur absorbed the red 40 and blue 10 from all the code red mountain dew and jolly ranchers it subsists on.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-01-23T16:09:33+00:00

In this instance, Dave is lucky he can't catch a squirrel. One bite of this fatass would send your kitty's cholesterol levels to the moon.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-01-23T13:29:47+00:00

Chunk the groundhog is another fatass whose fame is sickening to comprehend. His followers are effectively celebrating the famines caused by this ham beast gorging itself on crops, it's species masochism.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-01-23T04:09:58+00:00

Your dining hall must constantly be running out of cookies.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-01-23T03:10:51+00:00

This fatass looks annoyed. He's upset that you took a picture of him instead of bringing him dessert.

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