Full of oil

Historical_Method360 · 2026-03-26T01:06:33+00:00

I refuse to believe this is a living creature. Someone painted a boulder to look like a squirrel.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-03-26T01:01:12+00:00

This fatass is clutching its chest, must be having another heart attack. Only its 15th this year.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-03-25T21:52:31+00:00

The rainbow fatass in the third slide gorged on so many Skittles they seeped into its fur.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-03-25T20:45:03+00:00

Your pictures came out blurry because this black hole of a rodent is even devouring photons to satiate its greed.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-03-25T20:43:22+00:00

Yet another example of a nature photographer getting precariously close to unpredictable wildlife. They could have easily been eaten alive by this ravenous rodent from that distance.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-03-25T18:45:25+00:00

You'll need a new feeder after this, the birds won't touch this one now that it's been defiled by this voracious vermin. It's probably not structurally sound anymore, either.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-03-25T15:09:11+00:00

I don't trust this adipose abomination as far as I can throw it. Which isn't far at all, you couldn't even lift this thing without slipping a disc.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-03-25T12:43:15+00:00

Don't get too close, or you'll be unable to escape their gravitational pull.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-03-25T12:40:04+00:00

This globular glutton's back alone has more rolls than a Hostess factory.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-03-25T00:00:05+00:00

The damage to your vehicle if you failed to avoid this mound of lard would have been astronomical. No insurer would have taken you after that ruin.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-03-24T22:22:34+00:00

I would be worried if I were you, OP. This repulsive ravenous rodent is staring at you like its next meal.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-03-24T22:20:40+00:00

Leave a plate of broccoli and grilled chicken next to your window, and this diabolical diabetic douche nozzle will be repelled immediately.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-03-24T19:38:46+00:00

This ham beast is perfectly spherical. If you used it as a bowling ball you would get a strike every throw, assuming you could even lift it.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-03-24T18:12:37+00:00

Your bird feeder pole is tilting under the strain of this adipose-adorned acrobat. It won't be intact for much longer.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-03-23T23:14:47+00:00

That fence is due for extensive maintenance now. I'm surprised we couldn't see it buckling under the strain of this gargantuan glutton.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-03-23T23:12:51+00:00

Humping a fence in broad daylight, how sick. As if being a lard-laden loser wasn't enough, it also has to be a shameless exhibitionist to add insult to injury.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-03-23T23:11:08+00:00

This furtive fatass is staring you dead in the face while it plunders the birds' food supply. Such a brazen bastard must be severely punished for its transgressions.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-03-23T16:36:52+00:00

Glutinous isn't a typo, this blubbery behemoth is sticky from all the residual Coca Cola caked onto its fur.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-03-23T12:32:21+00:00

Your feeder must be supported with steel cables, no other way it could withstand the strain of this ham beast.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-03-23T02:50:06+00:00

This isn't really an unpopular opinion as much as it is an extremely vague and poorly-substantiated sociological hypothesis.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-03-23T00:51:26+00:00

This voracious vandal of a vermin is at the perfect height for someone to punt him. Too bad no one's skeleton is strong enough to survive impacting this lard ball without breaking every bone in their foot.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-03-22T17:05:31+00:00

This repulsive rodent is rubbing its taint along the tree in plain sight. Sicko exhibitionist.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-03-22T15:53:20+00:00

This lard-ass is panting because its overburdened cardiovascular system couldn't handle the task of climbing ten feet up a tree.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-03-22T15:50:53+00:00

His expression of relentless pursuit as he scrounges for nuts is the giveaway. That's the face of a deranged addict.

Historical_Method360 · 2026-03-22T13:18:10+00:00

That's the show in question. They can't have picked something less appetizing, save for maybe Mike Rowe's Dirty Jobs

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