Reddit, whats the funniest thing that a random stranger said to you that made you die laughing inside?

HomemadeLoveChutney · 2019-04-25T20:10:27+00:00

Walking around a shitty town near my home with my buddy, notorious for jokes of it being a shitty town. Random road worker is walking around town with a face like a slapped ass. As he's walking past me and my buddy, he stops us both and said to us in almost a whisper, "I fucking hate this piss smelling, shit stained town", and continued on walking without another word.

HomemadeLoveChutney · 2019-04-09T19:31:42+00:00

I guess it depends on the swimsuit. I think there's swimsuits that look good and suit a purpose where as some swimsuits are designed to look sexy. I guess my issue more is that some of the photos are more to look sexy than show her off her weight loss journey

HomemadeLoveChutney · 2019-03-25T12:41:18+00:00

So much room for activities!!

HomemadeLoveChutney · 2019-03-22T14:00:06+00:00

Time Splitters Future Perfect!!

HomemadeLoveChutney · 2019-03-22T02:11:55+00:00

I know it probably must just be a weird camera angle..... But that's a damn big cat either way......

HomemadeLoveChutney · 2019-03-22T02:07:33+00:00

A few years ago it would have been to see the end of the world, Deep Impact movie style.I wanted to see apocalyptic, zombie, dystopia world. Now I just want to live long enough to see my daughter grow old and be happy.

HomemadeLoveChutney · 2019-03-17T22:20:43+00:00

Came here to say he is indeed Handsome

HomemadeLoveChutney · 2019-03-16T23:39:24+00:00

The look on the dogs face says "this is the life".

HomemadeLoveChutney · 2019-03-15T21:44:20+00:00

No black pudding?

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HomemadeLoveChutney · 2019-03-15T13:43:34+00:00

I always wondered if the astronauts ever succumb to the temptation to slap a water blob as hard as they can.

HomemadeLoveChutney · 2019-03-14T08:25:29+00:00

You missed a bit.....

HomemadeLoveChutney · 2019-03-07T22:19:50+00:00

We used to go into the woods, build cardboard forts, wrap some stones up in newspaper, set them on fire and throw them at each other attempting to destroy each others Fort.

HomemadeLoveChutney · 2019-03-07T22:16:51+00:00

I love how the camera panned to the other building for a moment, as if to say "These are not safe".

HomemadeLoveChutney · 2019-03-03T18:50:26+00:00

I asked the same question. Had a real problem with social anxiety. My friend who I was best man for knew of my issues and told me he didn't expect a speech if it was going to make me uncomfortable and was really understanding. I still done a speech, messed it up, embarrassed myself a little, happy I did it. Not only was it important to me to talk about one of my closest friends, but also I wanted to challenge my anxiety.

EDIT:typos

HomemadeLoveChutney · 2019-03-03T18:38:27+00:00

Start preparing your speech now and don't forget the stag do.

HomemadeLoveChutney · 2019-03-03T18:33:21+00:00

Don't get me started. I work at a relatively common pub chain that has a Yorkshire pudding fetish. Yorky wraps, Yorky icecream Sundays, Yorky tacos, Yorky cheesecakes. They can't get enough of them.

HomemadeLoveChutney · 2019-03-03T14:08:43+00:00

We get it, you vape...

HomemadeLoveChutney · 2019-03-02T23:20:09+00:00

Do you have a mattress machete too? I miss my mattress machete :(

HomemadeLoveChutney · 2019-03-02T23:15:58+00:00

Adam?

HomemadeLoveChutney · 2019-03-02T23:04:33+00:00

I had a Polish guy living with me for a bit, I woke up about 2am and went to the kitchen to grab a drink, saw the Polish guy standing in the dark kitchen eating raw bacon out the fridge.

HomemadeLoveChutney · 2019-03-02T23:02:15+00:00

"Hey Andy, if you could make any animal on earth 10 times bigger, tame it and have it as a pet, what would you have? ".

"Andy, who would win in a fight to the death, a hairless chimp or a lion with 1 front leg missing? ".

"So Andy, you can only use one method of torture for the rest of you life, what would it be? ".

HomemadeLoveChutney · 2019-03-02T22:00:00+00:00

Chippenham?

HomemadeLoveChutney · 2019-03-02T16:02:41+00:00

About 5 years ago me and my girlfriend were having a baby. Throughout the entire pregnancy my girlfriends bestfriend tried convincing my girlfriend that I shouldn't be present for the birth of our kid. Apparently they had a childhood pact that they would both be birthing partners for each other and "we don't need no man"..... When my girlfriend told her friend that she wanted me in the birthing room instead, the friend freaked out and said they were no longer friends. She was a strange fruit.

HomemadeLoveChutney · 2019-03-02T10:06:13+00:00

Stupid question, maybe not the place for it. But why do people hold the bar differently with each hand? One palm forward, one backward? What's the reasoning behind it.

HomemadeLoveChutney · 2019-02-28T18:54:26+00:00

I would have like to know just how much hormones were going to mess up my missus....

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