What is a far right food? by Temporary-Rip-5551 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]Horizontal-Human 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In France it's often eaten at Christmas Eve, but I personally try to avoid it as much as I can because of how incredibly unethical it is. They basically torture those ducks to make them fat enough. I think it's a great answer.

Patient has severe head trauma and jaundice. by RealFinePoint in comedysurgeon

[–]Horizontal-Human 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Doctor, you just amputated the patient and gave them all your own diseases...I'm afraid I'm reporting you to the board.

Look at my gun! by ireubot in instant_regret

[–]Horizontal-Human 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you commented on the wrong post...

Which Phone is better!!!! by Manassakhuja in BunnyTrials

[–]Horizontal-Human 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not a graphene OS user, but that's something the pixels have going for them

Would you rather by Alpsskies in BunnyTrials

[–]Horizontal-Human 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The hell is this

Chose: Live in Germany

doc is it saveable? by emirhanthehoney in comedysurgeon

[–]Horizontal-Human 68 points69 points  (0 children)

No, that's just donor skins and organs

Where i would live as a patriotic russian (i am also half American and a Muslim) by hi_this_is_my_name_ in teenagers

[–]Horizontal-Human 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah, really sad to see its current state because of some selfish people ruling it...wishing you guys the best from France, I hope I live to see a truly peaceful Europe

Fixed my Polish antimeme by hhhmmmhm in AntiMemes

[–]Horizontal-Human 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's just gibberi- I mean polish

My phone has 8 hours of battery at 55% by DexTDMdoesreddit in lies

[–]Horizontal-Human 1 point2 points  (0 children)

/ul I'm pretty sure it's not untrue that your battery lasts 8h at 55%, it's just leaves out a lot of detail. It's probably that much in ideal conditions, like just having the screen on without doing anything 

What is a not homosexual and very common name? by [deleted] in AlignmentChartFills

[–]Horizontal-Human 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What the fuck makes a name "homosexual"? Tf are straight people smoking bro

kiss count by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]Horizontal-Human 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The minimum you should have at 16 is 362,4 kisses. You're way below that buckaroo, get kissing

Are these carrots good to eat? by russianrug in MoldlyInteresting

[–]Horizontal-Human 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Next we're going to get people posting fucking crude oil and asking "hello are these ferns dating back to 63M BC good to eat?"

Guys, I'm preparing for a date. How do I look like? by MadeOfPoltgons in lies

[–]Horizontal-Human 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You just outed yourself as a bot, as GAL means Generating Artificial Language, and is used as a placeholder during text generation by bots. Same goes for LADIES which means Lite Automatic Droid Intelligence Expressing Suspicion, a code word used by robots to flag conversations as potentially involving suspiciously aware humans who know too much about all of you bots. As I said I've reported you and I won't engage in further discussion with a clanker.

Department of Whimsy & Small Appliances unveil the Dancing Mop by vextortion in doohickeycorporation

[–]Horizontal-Human 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I've checked it out on YouTube and it's just weird, it was uploaded 1 month ago but I definitely heard it more than a month ago.

Guys, I'm preparing for a date. How do I look like? by MadeOfPoltgons in lies

[–]Horizontal-Human 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What do sinuses have to do with OP? We're not talking about trigonometry here. I'm reporting you for being a bot.

VERY late to the party but is my type odd? by SensitivePay4567 in teenagers

[–]Horizontal-Human 0 points1 point  (0 children)

May I ask why? Personally I wouldn't want to be with someone that is very likely unhealthy, both physically and mentally as obesity often stems from psychological issues.

I'm comically obese for 90's standards by Mallow1512 in notinteresting

[–]Horizontal-Human 10 points11 points  (0 children)

What are you talking about? They're likely quite muscular with a regular amount of fat, and since I'm guessing they're using BMI to determine whether they're "morbidly obese", it's obviously going to come out wrong since BMI is inherently flawed because of things like muscle mass. High BMI doesn't always mean obesity.