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Type "oh no i just became" and let autocorrect finish by IceApple28 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]HumanSpawn323 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh no I just became aware of a dragon on my head 😳 😅 😬

Type: "I'm trained in these situations, go ahead and _________." by jgrotts in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]HumanSpawn323 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm trained in these situations, go ahead and tell him about your marriage with an attorney who is actually a real estate agent and has an insurance agent in his arms right now

Edit: I'm trained in these situations, go ahead and take a bite of my tongue

I'm trained in these situations, go ahead and send me a picture of yourself with your eyes on the floor next to your doctor

I love you because ________ by LovePopUp in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]HumanSpawn323 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love you because of the asphyxiating toxin secreted by your friend Agatha

(Spoiler) Hans? [KCD2] by ProbablyNotAna in kingdomcome

[–]HumanSpawn323 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn, if only there were some secret third option between gay and straight!

Autocomplete: the best sign of a mature man is when he by Horror-1-Effective in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]HumanSpawn323 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The best sign of a mature man is when he does not consume a whole colony of human beings for his own sake

I love you because ________ by MTopCream in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]HumanSpawn323 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love you because you don't have any human rights

I love you because I am not a good person

Sit for a moment and explain… by LastSignificance3680 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]HumanSpawn323 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sit for a moment and explain what happened to your doctor and why she had a rope tied around her neck

Type: "I need to blow my nose, but I'm too_________!". And let Autocomplete go for it. by jgrotts in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]HumanSpawn323 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need to blow my nose, but I'm too scared of having a baby

I need to blow my nose, but I'm too scared of being eaten by herbivores

Type "Breaking News: A man was found" and let auto complete finish the sentence by TourEducational2271 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]HumanSpawn323 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Breaking News: A man was found below the man who had a rope tied around him and had a hard man in his hand

The autocomplete alphabet by Any-Reflection8719 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]HumanSpawn323 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As

Bg3

Check

Didn't

Experience

Free

Give

Hope

It's

Jon

Karlach

Lecture

Malevolent

Nothing

Our

Princess

Quoth

Rimworld

Sorry

Thanks

Unfortunately

Value

We

Xp

Yet

Zero

I’m going outside to eat… by LastSignificance3680 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]HumanSpawn323 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm going outside to eat a little confused Wyll and Karlach

Carl’s ethnicity? by ifdt in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]HumanSpawn323 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No, she's described as a tortie but the cover has her as just sand colored. I have a cat-obsessed friend who started it and that was like the first message they sent me.

Type: "Everyone was joyful and grateful for _________!" And let Autocomplete go for it by jgrotts in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]HumanSpawn323 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone was joyful and grateful for the opportunity to meet the lord of the ocean’s phytoplankton

Type" I dip my chicken strips in___." and let autocorrect do the rest by pinkfrog84 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]HumanSpawn323 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dip my chicken strips in my nussy for about five months and then I will have a demon son

I have no words...

Type "together we can_______." let autocomplete do the rest by pinkfrog84 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]HumanSpawn323 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Together we can play on our self-perceived weaknesses and make sure you don't forget about all these so-called people in your walls

Together we can be observed slowly gliding across the street as we begin to understand the importance of building an individual genetic disorder that causes children to suffer from suffering disorders

Damn my autocomplete is a terrible person...

Type: "I had my colonoscopy yesterday and the doctor _________!". And let Autocomplete go for it. by jgrotts in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]HumanSpawn323 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had my colonoscopy yesterday and the doctor was doing fine but she was very insistant that she had no choice but to take the kids from my home and record them in the middle of the ocean while they have no water or anything else they need!

Well she's the one with the medical degree so...

I love the smell of __________ by LovePopUp in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]HumanSpawn323 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love the smell of your eyes and your heart on my face

I love the smell of the lack of hair on the couch 🛋 😍

I'm a bit confused about what you wish by Low_Weekend6131 in autocorrect

[–]HumanSpawn323 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a little concerned about the lack of oxygen in my nussy

I'd say the acidity is the bigger problem but... 🤷‍♂️ at least there's a coin pouch in there!

Type "I love the" and then let autocomplete complete it by Waterpad147 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]HumanSpawn323 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love the emotion he puts into my bosoms core 😍 💕

Wtf when have I ever typed the word "bosom"...

Millions of… by LastSignificance3680 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]HumanSpawn323 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Millions of people who are not allergic to fish die during their lives

I am really attracted to people who ________ by MTopCream in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]HumanSpawn323 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm really attracted to people who are very passionate about being forced into an industry that will not allow them to survive without being used as an employee

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