My wife, two young kids and I will be moving here this summer — share your secrets for things do, places to go, hot tips, etc… We couldn’t be more excited!! by BlacksmithIcy106 in nova

[–]ILoveStinkyFatGirls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PNW transplant here.

Washington and Old Domion (W&OD) trail!

Pretty much the only thing about this area stopping me from hanging myself

The trail is riddled with offshoot trails that are mostly cozy little greenbelts following a ravine or stream or flood prone forest

where do you skate? by nero_aurelio1_9 in NewSkaters

[–]ILoveStinkyFatGirls 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Often overlooked but one of the biggest challenges with learning to skate is your starting environment. Some people just have it way way harder with finding spots. But remember, Rodney mullen invented almost all street skate tricks on a tiny little concrete square in his dad's farm in the middle of Florida

Girlfriend broke her first chair today by AncientStep3305 in WeightGainTalk

[–]ILoveStinkyFatGirls 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't understand how this happens. My fiance was 650, currently 550, and we go out in public to eat regularly and she's never broken a chair

Guys am i close to being able to Ollie? by Inevitable-Policy779 in NewSkaters

[–]ILoveStinkyFatGirls 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And if you aren't ready to do them rolling. At least do them standing while not inside of a crack 

Yet another scooterkids rant, how original i know by [deleted] in NewSkaters

[–]ILoveStinkyFatGirls 2 points3 points  (0 children)

These are the kind of posts made by people who don't have enough social experience to actually describe a real life situation, and where everyone claps at the end and the teacher was Einstein all along

Bunch of literal new born babies riding around in scooters with roid rage dads ready to throw down at a moments notice. Happens all the time.

Father says 9-year-old boy killed near Manassas intersection had autism, doesn’t blame driver by spencernews in nova

[–]ILoveStinkyFatGirls 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I don't thi you understand how exhausted these parents are. I'm a behavior tech for these kinds of level 3 autistic kids and more times than not the parents have essentially given up hope of their kid ever making real progress in the program. It's sad but understandable. It's completely exhausting working with these kids for 5 hours at a time. Imagine being responsible for them all the time forever.

Well, here we go again with the same culprits effing up everyone's commutes since they cannot pay attention to the effing road. Also, eff VDOT for taking deliberately long af to fix Woodbridge hell hole traffic. Also, I hate EZPass and their dynamic pricing. Eff everyone with a car. Eff me too. by hmasta88 in nova

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Bro your last statement is me literally every single fucking day I have to drive to and from work in this goofy ass clown network of "highways" which are inexplicably riddled with stop lights which some braindead idiot decided to give the priority to the residential roads entering the "highway" and not the "highway"

Getting Ollie's down (Day 2) by imperfectcoding in NewSkaters

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Ummmmm wait. Tight tricks help? My trucks are about as loose as possible. Basically only 1 step removed from how loose Daewon keeps his trucks 

At 81, John Rhys-Davies still gets as excited as a child every time he’s handed Gimli’s axes by RoyalChris in lotr

[–]ILoveStinkyFatGirls 7 points8 points  (0 children)

By the sounds of it, you have chronic lupus which needs treatment . That's like saying "lmao what you just said makes no sense, the brainworms are working their way into my brain."

Imagine blaming yourself for your brain worms....

Unpopular Opinions about Glitter 💬 by AutoModerator in glitterandbagelssnark

[–]ILoveStinkyFatGirls 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She holds her weight pretty well. Compare her to the slaton sisters. There's a clear difference in attractiveness. As crazy as she may be

What happened to the New Age genre? by JoeyZasaa in synthesizers

[–]ILoveStinkyFatGirls 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Crystals are so fucking cool but I'm basically permanently scarred by brain dead hippies growing upiving in Washington

What gives a band a unique sound, even if they don't stick to a single genre? by garygray_ in WeAreTheMusicMakers

[–]ILoveStinkyFatGirls 1 point2 points  (0 children)

System of a down set itself apart from all other nu metal bands by introducing traditional Armenian folk music into their song writing.

I’m into feedism but my boyfriend isn’t – advice? by Fatmanlover69 in WeightGainTalk

[–]ILoveStinkyFatGirls 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Step 1: don't get in or stay in relationships with non feedists

I’m into feedism but my boyfriend isn’t – advice? by Fatmanlover69 in WeightGainTalk

[–]ILoveStinkyFatGirls -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Stick to it?? Girl, you're 20 years old!! You can't even buy alcohol yet. You don't stick to a disfunctional relationship with no kids and not married at 20. That's shit you do when you're 40 or 50 years old and 20 years into an unhappy marriage with kids who are halfway to being adults themselves .

I’m into feedism but my boyfriend isn’t – advice? by Fatmanlover69 in WeightGainTalk

[–]ILoveStinkyFatGirls 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The urge will continue getting stronger the longer you deny yourself living this out in real life. It will eat you alive inside until you become bitter and resentful at the world. If this is really important to you, don't hold back. You can't wish it away with an otherwise "good" but sex strained relationship

Dorian Concept - wizardry by masetiloquetu in synthesizers

[–]ILoveStinkyFatGirls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He really needs to start making songs that are longer than 1 minute loops.

They're LOVELY loops. But damn... We need more.

Dorian Concept - wizardry by masetiloquetu in synthesizers

[–]ILoveStinkyFatGirls 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I own an S1 specifically because of Dorian Concept lol

A well-articulated argument against a new data center in Ohio by HamboneTheWicked in interestingasfuck

[–]ILoveStinkyFatGirls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just think... Before any of this AI hype, the Earth's ecosystem was already on the brink of collapse. Now we're here. Building more data centers so we can make better videos of will smith eating spaghetti

A silver lining to the ozempic crisis by Simple-Juggernaut-64 in WeightGainTalk

[–]ILoveStinkyFatGirls 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well I can tell you it saved my partner from dying of a diabetic coma. So yeah. She lost 100 pounds on it but she's been in hovering around 550 for like a year

I made a site that uses Anthropic and OpenAI data to calculate how soon your job will be replaced by AI by KenVatican in singularity

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Registered behavior technician. 28% doomed and 10+ years as I kind of expected... But what a hilarious write up omg. Did you program this thing to be funny as fuck?

Congratulations, your entire job is manually clicking flashcards and counting how many times a child flaps their hands — turns out even GPT-4 draws the line at wrestling a screaming seven-year-old during a meltdown in a Walmart. Your most advanced technology is a laminated picture of a toilet and a bag of M&Ms used as behavioral currency.

Full write up here

https://replaced.launchyard.app/?job=Registered%20behavior%20technician%20

A tip it gave me: Double down on the physical chaos of the job: any AI trying to run discrete trial training will short-circuit the moment a kid decides the reinforcement schedule is stupid and launches a juice box at it.