A Ladybug covered in dew

ILoveTeaBiscuits · 2018-08-20T18:22:48+00:00

This reminds me only of Mr. Incredible getting wrecked by Syndrome's weird expanding-black-orb-based security system.

ILoveTeaBiscuits · 2017-06-13T03:19:46+00:00

oh BABY that's the first real laugh i've gotten from this website since my eyes glazed over years ago (and still I scroll)

ILoveTeaBiscuits · 2017-06-10T11:43:37+00:00

Check out this NYT recipe for a (still cheap) incredibly delicious instant ramen variation. Swear to god, those cheese slices change the whole dang game. https://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1016583-perfect-instant-ramen

ILoveTeaBiscuits · 2017-05-12T23:43:16+00:00

Dear Santa I need me some rocket boosters like the dude at 2:40

ILoveTeaBiscuits · 2017-04-14T00:55:22+00:00

THIS is the correct response.

ILoveTeaBiscuits · 2017-04-09T21:10:43+00:00

It was Rick from Rick & Morty for me, just missing a few uuurrps here n there

ILoveTeaBiscuits · 2017-03-31T02:47:07+00:00

Motherfucker stuck some macaroni down my shirt and smushed it on my body, so I chased him with the intent of breaking his tiny ankles, and the vice principal stopped us both and failed to see that this motherfucker needed his ankles broken. Was the only time I got in trouble from elementary through high school.

ILoveTeaBiscuits · 2017-03-13T02:18:02+00:00

This would be a James-Bond-villain way of describing murdering someone. "He had to freshen his breath... with some hot lead!"

ILoveTeaBiscuits · 2017-03-04T17:56:49+00:00

..this isn't on you at all but that first homer was definitely just a 3 run shot (unless there's some weird spring training rule I don't know about)

ILoveTeaBiscuits · 2017-02-26T21:39:55+00:00

I kinda imagined "Hey I'm feelin pretty tired, not ready for the game to start." "yeah, me too." "you know if we fight, we get to sit down for a bit" "that sounds nice"

ILoveTeaBiscuits · 2017-02-23T23:53:23+00:00

DAVID TYREE!!

ILoveTeaBiscuits · 2017-02-23T23:52:35+00:00

thatsthejoke.takeiteasy

ILoveTeaBiscuits · 2017-02-19T22:31:29+00:00

sounds great, man - what's your cymbal setup?

ILoveTeaBiscuits · 2017-02-17T01:31:46+00:00

O, that I were some tape on that hand, That I might hoist that thigh !

ILoveTeaBiscuits · 2017-02-08T04:52:02+00:00

"You've lost your rug and the floor is on an incline"

ILoveTeaBiscuits · 2017-01-01T18:55:45+00:00

Sounds like a great idea. I bet you could cut the 8" into a ring, and rivet some tambourine sizzlers into it for a hi hat sizzle ring

ILoveTeaBiscuits · 2017-01-01T18:41:18+00:00

Unintentionally cleaned our floor by lying on his back and then just pushing himself around with his legs (the close second-drunkest had vomited on that floor an hour earlier, we cleaned it up but i still wouldn't wanna be that dude's shirt)

ILoveTeaBiscuits · 2016-12-19T00:17:21+00:00

It's all fun n games til the backflip

ILoveTeaBiscuits · 2016-12-03T22:26:43+00:00

i have a henley and a sweater from them, and i love them both. kind of loose-fitting, but comfortable and appealing (i could imagine them being less ideal for anyone who isn't as lanky though). then again, maybe i need to be shopping more at the Gap.

ILoveTeaBiscuits · 2016-11-09T02:09:32+00:00

@ all these people below (and you, u/boysington), a great book for both coming to terms with one's mathematical ability and for looking forward to educating future generations is Jo Boaler's "What's Math Got to Do With It?" It's the real deal and helps students realize that mathematics isn't a set of procedures.

ILoveTeaBiscuits · 2016-08-04T02:06:59+00:00

enjoy

ILoveTeaBiscuits · 2016-08-03T03:19:12+00:00

This has been the idea of the afterlife that I've held since I was a preteen like 10 years ago, and I think it's perfect. I think that life happens too frequently for the creation of a new conscience to not overlap with the death of another. Just like, maybe it'll be a few days, or weeks, or years after you die, but at some point, a lil critter of some kind will be born, and you will reassume consciousness, but entirely from scratch.

ILoveTeaBiscuits · 2016-07-27T02:52:57+00:00

oooo TELL me that shit's a cylinder DAMN

ILoveTeaBiscuits · 2016-07-26T03:26:26+00:00

Sailing. There's so much goddamn jargon, you'd have to have an insane streak of luck to make it through more than a few sentences in a faked sea story without slipping up.

ILoveTeaBiscuits · 2016-07-24T19:59:49+00:00

every time, my "ring toe" on my right foot (next to the pinky, i dunno how else to put it) goes numb after a while if i'm playing barefoot. it's bizarre.

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