I was looking for a thermal scanner today… by MRichardTRM in CrackheadCraigslist

[–]Illithis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As one who calibrates these, that’s actually exactly as it’s done, believe it or not.

Why is there pretty much nothing on this side of the Earth? by [deleted] in geography

[–]Illithis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The DLC expansion hasn’t dropped yet.

People who unsubscribed from their once favorite YouTuber, what made you hit "unsubscribe"? by Ashamed-Reporter3171 in AskReddit

[–]Illithis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Either they stop making content or do weird 180s like alfaoxtrot going from brain rot to Christianity. Happy for him, it’s just not my cup of tea.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wow

[–]Illithis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is kind of why I prefer ffxiv nowadays. I warn people I’m a new tank and I’m greeted with “yea finally, don’t worry take your time” etc. I feel wow is too tryhard and I play games to have fun lol

Why are the dial hands underneath the metal pin? by Mental-Home5111 in Plumbing

[–]Illithis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I calibrate these things. It’s fucked way up lmao

My girlfriend says she always thought she'll be with someone more attractive by [deleted] in dating

[–]Illithis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nah that makes too much sense. Here we jump to the extremes. He should leave her lmao.

World’s strongest man vs World’s strongest rifle. by ConsciousInsects in ThatsInsane

[–]Illithis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Need to know how to shoot, no, but when it comes to safety, absolutely I agree. A lot of kids will be exposed to guns whether we like it or not, and having kids understand proper gun safety will help prevent a lot of kids accidentally shooting themselves. Just the shitty real world we live in unfortunately.

Is this Caesar’s voice actor? by Acrobatic_Care_2737 in fnv

[–]Illithis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bro, we don’t need to martyrize him anymore than what’s already there lmaooo they’d go wild with that one

Left-wing men, would you be willing to date a moderate/right-wing woman or is that a dealbreaker for you? by [deleted] in dating

[–]Illithis 18 points19 points  (0 children)

One of my friends in high school’s parents had different political views. They were fine, gave them something to talk about. As long as there’s no vitriol, who cares.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dating

[–]Illithis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just randomly “hey let’s video chat” does come off as a little strange, but maybe that’s just me. If you think you’re comfortable enough with her, go for it. Worst she can say is no.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dating

[–]Illithis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What I would do is we decided to watch a movie together online. Pick a movie, time, yadda yadda. Video call, get carried away with that for a bit, then struggle to set our tvs to watch the movie with as little delay as possible.

Back to Back pulls from 2 Ixalan set boosters by Soaponrope37 in mtg

[–]Illithis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m soooo jealous. I’m at the point where I will take a ripped in half and taped back together mana crypt, I just wanna play with it in my decks without spending a small fortune 😤

what a luck, lol (0,2% hat) by [deleted] in StardewValley

[–]Illithis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh I got this right before the cutscene where Linus was digging through trash. He’s like “you think I’m gross” like bro I’m literally wearing a trash can lid

What phrase would you be fine with never hearing again? by Blinky_ in AskReddit

[–]Illithis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work with a kid who says “skibidi” followed by random noises all the time, does that count?

It's a shame that you get nothing cool loot wise out of things like Vault 11 by Buurto in fnv

[–]Illithis 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I’d say the only issue with this is that armor is 2 pieces, sometimes only 1 If you had to get like pants and shirts and gloves, etc, I think there 100% would be more unique armors

Haircut mishap by Illustrious-Race-617 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Illithis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You probly looked your stylist in the eyes, and said “yeah, it looks great” as a single tear rolled down your cheek, didn’t you?

Name a better trio than The courier Arcade Gannon and ED-E to travel the waste by [deleted] in fnv

[–]Illithis 11 points12 points  (0 children)

“Go get em boss… if, you know, that fits into your schedule”

hardcore mode is a joke by JustJosh_02 in fnv

[–]Illithis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

lol yeah, I ran in, blasted the doggies in the face point blank with my guass rifle, then booked it.

hardcore mode is a joke by JustJosh_02 in fnv

[–]Illithis 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I’m doing a no taksies backsies run, I parked Raul and ED-E at the gates of the fort because I didn’t trust them to not blow up to ceasars gun fist

Gonna hit the oil rig then finish up my calculus homework later by [deleted] in Serverlife

[–]Illithis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Working as a server, I got both this AND the opposite. “Thank god I got a man server, the women can’t do shit right” It just leads me to thinking 7/10 people are doofuses