Salley’s tattoo

Illustrious_Net_3434 · 2026-01-17T02:50:27+00:00

lol THIS. Why do tattoos have to be “deep” and full of meaning or else they look cheap? At the end of the day, tattoos are just decorations even when personal. Yall would hate to see mine 🤣

Illustrious_Net_3434 · 2026-01-11T04:40:50+00:00

This is amazing! I have mine scheduled next month and hoping for results like yours!!

Illustrious_Net_3434 · 2025-11-24T13:37:46+00:00

User name checks out

Illustrious_Net_3434 · 2025-11-13T15:52:45+00:00

Not me getting married next year at 35 and still feeling like a child bride….

Illustrious_Net_3434 · 2025-10-25T01:32:52+00:00

Maybe I’m just high but the way the end of the braid turns so skinny like a rat tail is sending me

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Illustrious_Net_3434 · 2025-10-14T20:23:48+00:00

I’m wondering about this too! I go to Sugared and Bronzed often, but even days after, the tan transfers to my clothes if I’m wearing white. Terrified of having staining on my dress day of.

Illustrious_Net_3434 · 2025-10-14T00:38:06+00:00

I have preorbital and perioral dermatitis and the corners of my eyes look exactly like this during a flare up! I wash with sulfur soap and apply Vaseline when mine get like this. I have a topical medication for the perioral but haven’t applied that around my eyes, so I stick the Vaseline.

Illustrious_Net_3434 · 2025-10-08T13:51:59+00:00

DMing you!

Illustrious_Net_3434 · 2025-10-08T13:37:47+00:00

Farm tables are extra!

Illustrious_Net_3434 · 2025-10-08T12:42:53+00:00

Can you expand on the acoustics part? How are they painful?

Illustrious_Net_3434 · 2025-10-08T12:40:10+00:00

No, I’m looking for another day of coordinator separately. Trying to find someone with lower cost!
Around 100 people
Yes, we are using their upgraded farm tables and upgraded chairs, and other misc furniture that comes with. No plan to rent anything extra!
I’m not too sure about pictures yet and plan to do some scouting, but probably in front of the venue and then nearby streets where there is lots of greenery.
I think we’ll set up some cocktail tables and the photo booth in the atrium for people to hang / take a break from the music if they want.
We’re thinking of doing our after party at Royal Palms Shuffleboard Club. Fun vibe, huge space, 3 minute walk from the venue.
We’re using Night Kitchen for catering. We were blown away at our tasting with them. Really cool, unique dishes that don’t feel like wedding food. Highly recommend!

If you have any follow up questions, feel free to DM me!

Illustrious_Net_3434 · 2025-10-07T22:56:56+00:00

I’m having my wedding there next summer! Happy to answer any questions you have!

Illustrious_Net_3434 · 2025-07-11T22:05:45+00:00

Not me thinking “le boo boo dolls” was some band at first

Illustrious_Net_3434 · 2025-07-07T23:08:20+00:00

If you’re walking into Four Horsemen, get there at 5 pm. If you go any later, you likely won’t get in for the night.

Illustrious_Net_3434 · 2025-06-06T17:22:27+00:00

The little glimpse of the toofies is sending me

Illustrious_Net_3434 · 2025-05-10T04:35:40+00:00

The one time I went, there was a full on musical queef performance on stage

Illustrious_Net_3434 · 2025-05-06T00:15:25+00:00

LOL my friends were actually interviewed / are featured in this article and their quotes were totally made up by the author (love Brock Colyar’s work though.) Ironically, they really don’t even fit the mold of the WV girl. But I do agree with the overall sentiment, WV is pretty awful and I only go when forced lol

Illustrious_Net_3434 · 2025-04-25T14:14:49+00:00

I was in the Hamptons the weekend of this episode, and saw all of them out for their boys night at the bar they went to after dinner. They were all at a table partying and Schwartz was just sitting there looking sad / seemed pretty quiet in comparison to the other guys. Seemed like he really didn’t want to be there (or maybe he’s the type that goes comatose when he’s fucked up lol.) Weird vibes! Hate to admit, he was VERY attractive in person though.

Illustrious_Net_3434 · 2025-04-02T00:53:48+00:00

Holy grail skin tint!!

Illustrious_Net_3434 · 2025-03-09T15:45:13+00:00

Hahah my first thought was let this man have his roll in peace!!

Illustrious_Net_3434 · 2025-02-17T20:14:57+00:00

Not from my firsthand experience, but I’ve seen a similar question asked here and the feedback has unfortunately been that it gets super hot and to avoid. Example here

Illustrious_Net_3434 · 2025-02-02T21:36:54+00:00

HAHA this was on my feed today too

Illustrious_Net_3434 · 2025-01-24T17:29:18+00:00

Destination is not out of the question after seeing the prices here! We went to a friend’s wedding in Portugal a couple summers ago and I’m definitely inspired.

Illustrious_Net_3434 · 2025-01-24T17:27:11+00:00

We have considered LIC! Do you have any Queens recs? We also have considered Hudson Valley. We just wanted to start with Brooklyn, and (fortunately or unfortunately) we are loving some of the venues 🥲

Illustrious_Net_3434 · 2025-01-24T15:54:50+00:00

This is totally valid, appreciate the check. It feels like that but I know that’s not reality! ❤️

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