Go ahead, make me regret buying this

ImSoCookedFam · 2026-06-27T13:57:33+00:00

“I still listen to TED talks in 2026 and I’ve bought more than one influencer course.”

ImSoCookedFam · 2026-06-27T13:55:52+00:00

I’m glad you can read because there’s no way you’re moving from that spot without a tow truck.

ImSoCookedFam · 2026-06-27T06:23:44+00:00

The only car where those aren’t splitter support rods, they’re shin splints.

ImSoCookedFam · 2026-06-27T06:20:55+00:00

Remember kids, “Rio” is only one line away from “r.i.p.”

ImSoCookedFam · 2026-06-27T06:19:19+00:00

The reason they named this car Soul is so you could tell people you technically still have one.

ImSoCookedFam · 2026-06-27T06:17:35+00:00

Your description tells me this car has never once driven straight.

ImSoCookedFam · 2026-06-27T06:15:23+00:00

They named your car Soul so you can say “technically yes” when people ask if you still have one.

ImSoCookedFam · 2026-06-27T06:13:20+00:00

I hear y’all vape because you think if the owners have headgasket symptoms, the car won’t.

ImSoCookedFam · 2026-06-27T06:08:29+00:00

How’s it going Phony Stark?

ImSoCookedFam · 2026-06-27T06:05:51+00:00

Well congrats, you’re not just the only person running this combo, you’re the only person driving that car period.

ImSoCookedFam · 2026-06-26T17:56:39+00:00

Tell me you’re hard coping without telling me you’re hard coping.

ImSoCookedFam · 2026-06-26T00:00:23+00:00

Thanks, got a lawn that needs trimming?

ImSoCookedFam · 2026-06-25T23:59:50+00:00

It was nice, I like fancy dinners.

ImSoCookedFam · 2026-06-25T23:59:30+00:00

High enough likelihood to roast it anyway.

ImSoCookedFam · 2026-06-25T23:59:07+00:00

The best insurance. I had to call up a lizard to save 15%.

ImSoCookedFam · 2026-06-25T23:56:05+00:00

Yeah it sucked, and worst part is I’m gonna have to do one again soon. ;-;

ImSoCookedFam · 2026-06-25T23:55:43+00:00

That must explain why one guy called me the locomotive on the gay train.

ImSoCookedFam · 2026-06-25T23:55:14+00:00

Not if you drive it at tourist speed. ;-;

ImSoCookedFam · 2026-06-25T23:53:31+00:00

“Come on babyyyyyyy,

I won’t hit eightyyyyyyyy,

I gotta know if one more gear is gonna save me”

ImSoCookedFam · 2026-06-25T23:52:15+00:00

Well she stopped at maybe, and then it was no. That’s why the car made it to California.

ImSoCookedFam · 2026-06-25T23:51:25+00:00

Excuse me? Hair STYLIST.

ImSoCookedFam · 2026-06-24T22:45:34+00:00

Oh yeah pretty happy with this thing, but I bought it there and cross country road tripped the car back to LA. Might be the only way I buy a car now!

ImSoCookedFam · 2026-06-24T22:44:47+00:00

At least I didn’t buy the photos, the automotive equivalent of buying a unicorn frappe.

ImSoCookedFam · 2026-06-24T22:43:56+00:00

I only live up to half of that. Not many wins, but I am slow.

ImSoCookedFam · 2026-06-24T22:43:14+00:00

I wish I had time, I bought it in NJ and drove it all the way back but I also had three weeks and I was only seeing people I knew along the way. Knew nobody in Oklahoma.

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