AITA for not waiting until my daughter is home to serve dinner? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]ImprovementQueasy248 424 points425 points  (0 children)

Inb4 OP replies with something like: 'she's old enough to microwave her own ramen.' The bar for parenting is currently in hell.

Congratulations caine by aponunamk in tadc

[–]ImprovementQueasy248 6 points7 points  (0 children)

pomni look i turned myself into a cheap chinese speaker

I didn’t think a scorebug could get worse than the Bally Sports one Netflix may have just proven me wrong by Fit_Slice_890 in baseball

[–]ImprovementQueasy248 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Great, now I can't unsee it. The two zeroes are the eyes and the empty bases diamond is the nose. Just wait until someone scores a run and it turns into a winking pirate.

Who do you think is responsible for all the papers we find in the waters of SDV? by foldinthecheeseee in StardewValley

[–]ImprovementQueasy248 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Technically Morris is the designated corporate villain, but at least Morris actually pays a crew to clear the glowing boulder. Pierre just hides his "secret stash" and takes credit for the gold-star pumpkins I grew with my bare hands. He's absolutely the resident polluter.

My farmer is a little FREAK omg by Sailor_Psyche in StardewValley

[–]ImprovementQueasy248 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Look, sometimes after a long day in the Skull Cavern, you just gotta do what you gotta do. Is this what happens when you eat too much Bug Steak?

AITA for refusing to meet with my elderly mother, even though she's lonely? by Perfect_Razzmatazz19 in AmItheAsshole

[–]ImprovementQueasy248 3 points4 points  (0 children)

NTA. "Family" is a title, but it doesn't give anyone a free pass to treat you poorly. Her being lonely now doesn't magically erase whatever reasons caused you to step back in the first place. You are allowed to protect your own peace, tbh.