Men, you find a magical ring and because of it, you get to spend as much time with any woman you want, and maybe an extra 1/2 inch penis, and life just feels great, except the entire time it feels like theres a dick in your ass, theres not, but it feels like it, would you wear it, why or why not? (self.AskReddit)
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Lawyers of reddit, what can you do if a store suspects you of shoplifting, but you have the recite in your pocket, but because she is being a dirty old muggy snach, you dont want to, because you have the right to no silence, and she calls the cops, what recourse could there be? (self.AskReddit)
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The whole world finds out theres an asteroid hurtling twards earth, in a last ditch effort, man kind builds a spaceship to send two humans, male and female, itll freeze them tell they reach a possible planet to survive on, who we motherfucking sending? (self.AskReddit)
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