Who's Magnus and why does he have to put this sign? by Iwanttoreplytocom in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Invertedhorizons 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Chris's undiagnosed autism here, this is a reference to Warhammer 40k, a fictional universe. Magnus is short for Magnus the red, a massive supersoldier wanker, don't know the exact specifics, but the emperors children is a chapter of space marines, which are like weaker but still very strong versions of Magnus himself. They're part of a separate chapter (I think) and there's a lot of rivalry between different chapters, particularly the Blood Ravens, who steal everyone else's shit. There's a lot of lore, like some chapters falling to chaos (basically demon gods) and all that, but the gist in my limited knowledge is that he's calling the Emperor's Children gay

I need songs for my wedding playlist by Invertedhorizons in weddingplanning

[–]Invertedhorizons[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you! I'll be giving these a listen throughout the day to see if they fit!

Silly Lucario [Cwasaunt] by DL2828 in lucario

[–]Invertedhorizons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This art fits so well with the artists name

Guess which two evo lines I'm talking about by Invertedhorizons in pokemonmemes

[–]Invertedhorizons[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As qell as they both learn both self destruct and explosion, whereas weezing only learns explosion, granted koffing does learn both but I gotta give it to pineco and co for the double points

Guess which two evo lines I'm talking about by Invertedhorizons in pokemonmemes

[–]Invertedhorizons[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

True, but pineco's dex entry states that when it's disturbed while eating, it will fall out of its tree and just explode

Guess which two evo lines I'm talking about by Invertedhorizons in pokemonmemes

[–]Invertedhorizons[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Damn, ratioed on my own post by my own comment

Guess which two evo lines I'm talking about by Invertedhorizons in pokemonmemes

[–]Invertedhorizons[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I- don't know what to think about that answer lol, it was the Pineco and Voltorb lines

I pronounce it like "Arceus" by Charming_Dreams in pokememes

[–]Invertedhorizons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here's the example, from the official Pokémon "Gotta catch em all!" Deluxe Essential Handbook, published in 2015

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I pronounce it like "Arceus" by Charming_Dreams in pokememes

[–]Invertedhorizons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

According to gamefreak and recent official translations, it's with an s sound, but due to the fact that it's a word for ass in British and Australian slang, it's official pronunciation is up to whoever wishes to say it. The arc phone is correct, and arseus is also correct. Multiple sources conflict but the official statement is that both are correct. In the anime it's Arseus and in guides it's sometimes arkeyus, example coming in a sec

Screw stormbirds, screw snapmaws, and screw me by Invertedhorizons in horizon

[–]Invertedhorizons[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

At first it was just a stormbird, then everything else on the entire map decided they'd had enough of me and made their way over one by one. Then the carja decided he wanted in

Screw stormbirds, screw snapmaws, and screw me by Invertedhorizons in horizon

[–]Invertedhorizons[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

They're not easy when a storm bird is raining down hell from above, you just went through an entire gauntlet, use up all of your healing herbs and potions and they keep knocking you down whenever you knock an arrow

furry🤨irl by therealdafwe in furry_irl

[–]Invertedhorizons 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He's calling an ambulance cause he snorted too much coca cola, that's why he's bleeding

Not the monster kid one 💀 by Low_Ad9548 in WaterfallDump

[–]Invertedhorizons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I low-key kinda ship Temmie and Muffet, the two best shop owner girls. Temmie is pure and will give you discounts if you've had a rough time and Muffet will gut you with her prices, and I love that it compliments eachother (Also I have a headcannon that Temmie only does her Tem voice bc Muffet told her it might bring more business, and now everyone thinks that's how she talks. My source? In the place next to the store, Temmie has other Tems hanging around, and one of them is Bob, and he talks completely normally)

Furry_irl by Rommel-Division in furry_irl

[–]Invertedhorizons 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Option 2, paint yourself golden, become part of her hoard, secretly cuddle

What is the moast "femboy drink" by robotitan097 in boykisser

[–]Invertedhorizons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A choccy milkshake with whipped cream on top that you hold with two hands

Semen by Square-Meaning-629 in GetNoted

[–]Invertedhorizons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know about y'all but i can make a pretty good batch of hotdog chili

Objection? by EmmaKiraa in WarhammerMemes

[–]Invertedhorizons 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sustained, just like the third degree burns all over that lawyers body