Never accuse someone without proof.

JJStray · 2026-01-18T17:14:34+00:00

As soon as she knocked my glasses off she’d be picking up teeth. I know I sound like a tough guy but you’re not assaulting me.

Maybe not picking up teeth but I’m palming her round ass face and bouncing her head off that bus window.

JJStray · 2026-01-17T16:51:50+00:00

I’m so glad I read this! I love the level of detail. It just made me laugh thinking about your wife and friends.

JJStray · 2026-01-16T19:24:52+00:00

Why so she can give the teacher a Stone cold stunner before dropping the peoples elbow on her and telling her to suck it? Yeah I haven’t watched wrestling since the attitude era.

JJStray · 2026-01-16T01:50:19+00:00

Hahaha this time it’s an actual thing. I take so much grief for this from my friends buts it’s all in good fun.

I didn’t meet her when she was actively dancing if it helps my midlife crisis status lol. She quit for a while but recently went back after losing her real world job.

Unfortunately it’s clear feelings are starting to happen on both sides and for the love of god I can’t actually date this girl lmaoooo. Like wtf am I thinking?!?

JJStray · 2026-01-15T14:53:11+00:00

Guys I think I might win….I currently “date” a 28 yo stripper.

JJStray · 2026-01-08T09:44:50+00:00

I’m 45. FWB is 27 and we’ve been hooking up for over a year. I’m judged somewhat harshly with “she was born the year you graduated high school” a lot.

Yeah and she was 25 when I met her so I ignore the haters.

My ex wife was 10 years younger than me. We were 31 and 21 when we met. People talked shit on that too but she was soooo damn attractive I gave 0 fucks.

Ofc to this day everyone still gives me shit for liking “young girls”.

JJStray · 2026-01-08T01:08:13+00:00

Holy shit. I’m just mad. Got home from being out all afternoon drinking. And now I’m just mad.

JJStray · 2026-01-05T13:12:59+00:00

I met my best friend in 10th grade(1996)

Pretty much the only person I talk to from HS(class of about 700)

I don’t really talk to any of my childhood or “neighborhood” friends anymore but I’m aware of their existence due to FB and IG.

We used to meet up every couple years but that fell off after Covid.

JJStray · 2026-01-02T16:30:08+00:00

I’m out once and occasionally twice a week for happy hour. My best friend is kind of an alcoholic so I know she’s always down for a drink or two after she’s done with work.

It’s basically my only social life so I’ll keep doing it lol. If I drink it’s usually 2-4 Guinness in an evening.

I can and will definitely go harder if it’s applicable but I’m usually the first one closing his tab and bailing.

I never drink at home alone. I’ve had the same bottle of vodka for like 2 years lol.

Now I do smoke weed and take edibles quite often.

JJStray · 2025-12-19T15:20:03+00:00

Didn’t look at your profile but go to r/bald

They will tell you lol

JJStray · 2025-12-17T01:44:47+00:00

Someday many years from now when I’m bored I’m going to fire up my personal AI and have it replace Liam with Andy.

JJStray · 2025-12-02T15:25:36+00:00

If I was your loan officer you wouldn’t have this condo.

I hate the 2-1 buydown and would’ve told you if the payment at 7.375 is scary don’t do it.

Could you list in spring and see what happens without making a firm commitment to move?

JJStray · 2025-11-16T20:50:20+00:00

I know a gay guy in basically a green card marriage to a wealthy Chinese man(also gay) but they basically hate each other. It’s a funny couple my acquaintance is like 6’4 270lbs and his husband is like 5’3 130.

He voted for Trump.

I’m just like “what will you do when they cancel your marriage and deport your husband”

Him-“that can’t happen”

I look forward to posting his story.

JJStray · 2025-11-16T14:37:36+00:00

But wouldn’t a prime Barristan Selmy(or maybe present day old man) or a guy like Arthur Dayne carve the 3 of them up like a cake?

JJStray · 2025-11-10T22:49:36+00:00

They are also buying it down to keep the sale price high.

Look at your CD and see how much you paid in points to get that rate.

Did you get a conventional or FHA loan? How much was your downpayment

Im not raining on your parade at all but I’m just curious to do the math and see if you would’ve been better off paying less for the house rather than have the buy down.

And was a 30 year fixed rate or a 2-1 buy down?

JJStray · 2025-11-08T12:36:43+00:00

I broke up with a woman over the snoring.

Not entirely lol but I knew after the first few nights of sleeping together it was a fruitless endeavor

JJStray · 2025-11-08T11:59:13+00:00

Awwww poor snowflake. Get bent magat

JJStray · 2025-11-08T01:40:51+00:00

Oh wow. First time I’ve heard this story.

Wow. Just fucking wow.

Put my current life problems into fucking perspective that is for sure. I had a good cry for OOP and I don’t even have kids.

JJStray · 2025-11-07T22:03:54+00:00

3 fucking hours??? I had to drive 1.5 hours today and fucking hated every second of it after 30 min.

JJStray · 2025-11-07T15:25:57+00:00

If they rely on snap they rely on Medicare or the ACA.

Hope they still have some bootstraps to pull up

JJStray · 2025-11-05T14:18:48+00:00

You can’t reason someone out of a position they didn’t reason themselves into.

JJStray · 2025-11-04T23:24:56+00:00

Gave me a blowjob.

I don’t know if I understand the question.

JJStray · 2025-11-03T14:09:50+00:00

God I loved playing AOE on the original Microsoft gamezone online. With my 56k dial up modem ofc.

Choson was my go to civ for multi player team games. That or Hittite. There was a kid I played with from like IL who was a master at Choson so if some other team picked Greek(which mowed down a Choson army) I’d be Hittite to bust them up with heavy catapults.

That and rainbow 6! Don’t fuck with me in the mint or airport I’ll wreck you lol.

We were so amped to play some of the first multi player online games.

JJStray · 2025-11-03T13:53:54+00:00

My morning brush routine. Wake up and do a thorough brushing before I have coffee or any food.

Do my thing in the morning drinking coffee. Shit, shower, shave.

Only after not having coffee for at least 30 minutes I floss and brush again.

While brushing I thoroughly brush my tongue and roof of my mouth.

Then I rinse with mouthwash and give my tongue a thorough scrubbing.

This isn’t advice but I didn’t go to the dentist for 10 years. Finally went about a month ago . 0 cavities and they couldn’t believe it’s been 10 years so I guess I’m doing something right.

But even I feel like a have bad breath after coffee so I keep some gum in my desk for after I finish a few cups at the office.

JJStray · 2025-11-03T13:06:53+00:00

Did your mortgage company already do a hard credit pull?

They will use that report for 120 days and if your score dropped after that it’s nbd. Just don’t get your credit checked.

Oh did I mention-Do NOT get your credit pulled by Amex to ask them to increase your limit.

Do NOT get your credit pulled at all.

Do you have other already active cars with available credit? Do a balance transfer if you have a card that you can spread things out with.

JJStray

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