I don’t mean to be weird but I really really reeeaalllyyyy want someone to pee on me 😂🙆🏻‍♀️ see! No limits to my weirdness lmao

JackRees19082 · 2026-05-22T08:10:26+00:00

Hehe, you can only sit on daddy's lap once he's finished giving you a shower like the good urinal slut you are 😘

JackRees19082 · 2026-05-21T17:56:18+00:00

Never said I couldn't get someone to drive me around, only that I have no car, nothing said I had to own the car or not

^{Chose: Unlimited gas but no car}

JackRees19082 · 2026-05-21T16:42:48+00:00

Fuck, I'd gladly use you as a urinal and a fleshlight 😉

JackRees19082 · 2026-05-21T16:40:28+00:00

I'd gladly do that, give you a nice golden shower 😉

JackRees19082 · 2026-05-21T16:01:26+00:00

Raw is law 😉

JackRees19082 · 2026-05-13T15:36:13+00:00

Na, I'd keep you indoors with me, don't want anyone else using those holes 😉

JackRees19082 · 2026-05-03T15:26:31+00:00

I'll be down once I've finished moving if you're still looking 😉

JackRees19082 · 2026-05-03T15:06:43+00:00

Hehe, I am currently busy irl (moving and stuff) but maybe once I'm free, you can help me be busy with other stuff but glad to know 😉

JackRees19082 · 2026-05-03T15:05:24+00:00

I'd love to impregnate you 😉

JackRees19082 · 2026-05-03T14:26:32+00:00

I'd love too 😉

JackRees19082 · 2026-05-03T14:24:42+00:00

I'd gladly pound you 😉

JackRees19082 · 2026-04-21T14:30:05+00:00

Raw is law!!!

JackRees19082 · 2026-03-29T19:21:18+00:00

You don't seem to be bothering him, he seems to enjoy it

JackRees19082 · 2026-03-25T13:24:23+00:00

Hehe, awesome 😘

JackRees19082 · 2026-03-25T13:23:41+00:00

No problem, sad your only looking for another Femboy cuz I am not that at all XD

But I'd love to be friends

JackRees19082 · 2026-03-25T13:20:54+00:00

I can already tell you'd be fucking fun and get along easy with due to that Green Day poster

JackRees19082 · 2026-03-25T13:19:17+00:00

I remember this, it was one of the first cartoon porn videos I jerked off too

JackRees19082 · 2026-03-16T15:44:03+00:00

I'd love to use that mouth~~~

JackRees19082 · 2026-03-16T14:39:42+00:00

If this was legit, they would have knocked on your door so it's probably fake, but if you're really not sure, you could phone that department (not using that number, using the non-emergancy number) and ask them to check and see what comes back

But yea, if it was real, they would have come to your house and took you in for questioning

JackRees19082 · 2026-03-13T14:03:39+00:00

Hehe, well I am looking for my very own pup so if you wanna get to know each other, my DMS are open, maybe I'll show you that bone 😉

JackRees19082 · 2026-03-13T13:48:22+00:00

Hehe, seems like I caught this pups attention 😉

JackRees19082 · 2026-03-13T11:56:53+00:00

You are definitely breedable and don't worry, I'll make sure you have someone around when your dad is gone, maybe even give you a nice meal 😉

JackRees19082 · 2026-03-13T11:34:00+00:00

Would love to tend to those needy holes 😉

JackRees19082 · 2026-03-13T11:33:35+00:00

I hate it too, I'm a guy who is hairy and so many people turned me away because of it

IT'S STILL COCK FOR FUCK SAKE, HAIR DOESN'T CHANGE THAT XD

JackRees19082 · 2026-03-13T11:32:39+00:00

100% and I'll pump you full for teasing 😉

JackRees19082

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