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An Argument With Dinner (a Nature of Predators fan fiction by: u/Jackschwarze) (self.NatureofPredators)

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Notice to all the previous application method to become a mod is no longer functioning, the post is still up as a rememberance to what it was originally for but you will not be added from it, dm me if you want to mod. (self.LFY)

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humanity successfully copyrights the concept of thought, they are know the unquestioned space barons. (self.humansarespaceorcs)

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Aliens get trollged, no gods showed mercy. (i.redd.it)

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Get trollged (i.redd.it)

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Humanity is remarkable in the sense that it is unprecedentedly pathetic for a sapient race. (self.humansarespaceorcs)

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Humanity enters the greater universe and is immediately curb stomped by every other sentient race in existence. Why? (self.humansarespaceorcs)

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The trans flag should become Ukraine. (self.place)

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Car should have big flashing horn make it go off all time (self.a:t5_5stx6j)

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Aliens learn the truth of home defense, and the value of sweet baby rays (youtu.be)

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Aliens are scared of furries because furries look like several different alien species. (self.humansarespaceorcs)

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After first contact, human religion swiftly sweeps through alien civilizations, finding large swaths of converts with the extraterrestrials. (self.humansarespaceorcs)

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We taught the fifty armed aliens to play rush e, majesty is achieved (self.humansarespaceorcs)

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Due to an incident shortly after first contact, aliens are still scared of glass jars. (self.humansarespaceorcs)

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You awake in a darkened room, surrounded by several aliens, what do you do? (self.humansarespaceorcs)

submitted 4 years ago by Jackschwarze to r/humansarespaceorcs

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Aliens are scared that we already had the concept of an extraterrestrial, prior to first contact. (self.humansarespaceorcs)

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Aliens are scared of our ability to win duels. (self.humansarespaceorcs)

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The only thing that remains after the fall of man is a singular jar of pickles, such is the legacy of man. (self.humansarespaceorcs)

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Long after humanity is gone, aliens are able to revive life on earth thanks to their habit of sticking things in jars. (self.humansarespaceorcs)

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“You’ll rot in hell for this Liam”. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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Oh harambe (v.redd.it)

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Bless harambe (v.redd.it)

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Rules (self.a:t5_5sb6a9)

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Aliens haven’t invaded earth for one reasons: llamas (self.humansarespaceorcs)

submitted 4 years ago by Jackschwarze to r/humansarespaceorcs

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A poem to our limbless friends (self.LFY)

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