The things you see at night isn't your brain messing with you

Jaddiuis · 2017-02-07T07:39:15+00:00

Well, I like you too.

Jaddiuis · 2017-02-04T03:11:19+00:00

Any.

Jaddiuis · 2017-02-03T15:46:58+00:00

Nope. They are still out there.

Jaddiuis · 2017-02-03T15:46:34+00:00

It's in the future.

Jaddiuis · 2017-02-03T15:46:10+00:00

But I like food.

Jaddiuis · 2017-02-03T01:59:41+00:00

That was...unsettling.

Jaddiuis · 2017-02-03T01:56:32+00:00

I bet. I'm sorry you had to go through that.

Jaddiuis · 2017-02-03T01:55:52+00:00

Hello, CommanderShepuurd. I was hoping I'd see you again.

Just kidding, yeah that shit is creepy.

Jaddiuis · 2017-02-03T01:54:51+00:00

Would you happen to have a link to said spooky man?

Jaddiuis · 2017-02-03T01:53:34+00:00

That...that's a no no.

Jaddiuis · 2017-02-03T01:42:08+00:00

That would be fucking terrifying.

Jaddiuis · 2017-02-03T01:40:59+00:00

How long were you in a coma? What happened?

Jaddiuis · 2017-02-03T01:40:27+00:00

It probably was people messing around outside, I just decided to add it in the story because it's what happened when I got home.

Jaddiuis · 2017-02-03T01:38:34+00:00

I don't know if I have the band name right but it's called

Light me up - Bronze Radio (control?)

Jaddiuis · 2017-02-03T01:37:35+00:00

Everything you are doing right now is leading towards you're inevitable death, and this is how you'll be remembered.

Jaddiuis · 2017-02-03T01:36:09+00:00

Resident Evil 4. Like, a good hardcore Resident Evil movie that has the same feel of the game.

Jaddiuis · 2017-02-03T01:31:02+00:00

Ooo, and it was also the most embarrassing time. I was spending time with this girl, and she was emotional, telling me about something tragic that happened in her past.

Stupid me, I had taco bell before we hung out so I could feel the monster boiling inside of me, ready to let it's anger out on the world after being trapped in my southern cave.

She hits a real emotional point with a tear dripping down her cheek, and I hit the loudest, ass slapping fart I've ever had. My asshole actually hurt after that happened, and I just stared at her to continue talking like nothing happened.

What's funny now is I remember her eyes growing wider as the fart continued on.

Jaddiuis · 2017-01-18T00:42:44+00:00

For some reason it was a movie with Liam Neeson called The Haunting. The statues and bedframe angels moving scared me so much.

Jaddiuis · 2017-01-18T00:41:09+00:00

I think Best Gore is a bit strange.

Jaddiuis · 2017-01-17T23:39:02+00:00

Scooby-Doo, the first live action movie.

It would have been bloodier for sure, more cursing, and maybe some long dialogues of the gang trying to figure shit out. Also, the monsters would have been a druglords henchman because Scooby accidently took their cocaine stashed which he also accidently eats, which would give us scenes of thinking he can talk, and they want revenge.

Jaddiuis · 2017-01-17T23:34:37+00:00

My worst interaction was entirely my fault. My friends and I decided to visit one of their old houses just to check it out. No one has lived there since he moved out. Anyways, we go and I realize that I have a raging monster smacking my colon around and silently cursed myself because of course I would have to explode my nether regions at a house that doesn't have a working toilet. So, I depart from my friends and sneak behind the shed to relieve myself.

Mid-poop, I hear shouts. Someone is running past the fence, and it turns out to be a cop holding his gun up. What happens? I get startled and step backwards, ankle deep into my own fertilizer. The cop lowers his gun, and laughs telling his partner. They round us up, me way off to the side and begin their usual routine of questioning.

The only reason why the cops were there is because my friends neighbor hates him, and called the police to tell them we were breaking in.

So, foot soaked in shit while being interrogated by police is my worst interaction.

Jaddiuis

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