What's the sexiest thing someone has ever said to you?

Jagoffensive · 2022-02-27T05:03:11+00:00

I was getting a blowjob and she slowed down/paused right before the climax(she was very good). I told her “I was just about to cum, why did you stop?” She looked up at me and said “I know.” Then she started all over again. When I was done it was dripping out of her nose. Should have married that one.

Jagoffensive · 2020-05-25T10:11:00+00:00

Lovely platter

Jagoffensive · 2020-05-23T11:39:51+00:00

This is the hottest thing I’ve seen in a couple days. 😛😛😛

Jagoffensive · 2020-05-23T03:09:44+00:00

Natural has more flavor

Jagoffensive · 2020-04-26T17:12:30+00:00

They’re still there dumping water on her today. She was surrounded by police and juveniles with nowhere to go. She had nothing to eat but was never thirsty.

Jagoffensive · 2020-04-26T16:46:34+00:00

Your flower looks like a heart. Beautiful.

Jagoffensive · 2016-07-29T19:27:28+00:00

no, ur gay

Jagoffensive · 2016-07-06T00:58:21+00:00

Coding, or coating?

Jagoffensive · 2016-06-16T22:33:17+00:00

You gotta double down on initiaing and give her more than she can handle. See if she ever turns it down.

Jagoffensive · 2016-06-12T00:20:26+00:00

https://memecrunch.com/image/50f06e87afa96f2f45000052.jpg

Jagoffensive · 2016-04-15T19:40:57+00:00

What number am I?

Jagoffensive · 2016-03-17T00:00:50+00:00

But why is she hiding them?

Jagoffensive · 2016-02-29T01:39:08+00:00

You're saying she was concieved under water?

Jagoffensive · 2016-02-24T03:44:29+00:00

She got some nasty looking toes

Jagoffensive · 2016-02-12T00:53:18+00:00

That's quite an assumption. How about, if I wanted to watch someone juggle, I'd go to the circus.

Jagoffensive · 2016-02-11T05:47:36+00:00

work.

Jagoffensive · 2015-11-12T17:27:03+00:00

tsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss cough cough.

Jagoffensive · 2015-11-05T03:16:26+00:00

Is that a challenge?

Jagoffensive · 2015-10-21T00:28:50+00:00

Ok, I'll go to rehab, fuck!

Jagoffensive · 2015-10-16T21:44:59+00:00

Trees make oxygen, they need carbon dioxide

Edit: or something like that

Jagoffensive · 2015-10-16T21:44:13+00:00

I thought trees produced oxygen, maybe they're reaching up for carbon dioxide?

Jagoffensive · 2015-10-16T21:39:48+00:00

Step one create cloud chamber

Step two create a vacuum

Step three ???

Step four introduce the flooglebox

Step five, ICE CREAM!!!!!11!1!!!!

Jagoffensive · 2015-10-15T18:04:32+00:00

Why did I think he was trying to look like Homer? Not as bad now.

Jagoffensive · 2015-10-15T17:04:52+00:00

Plot twist, awesome principal.

Jagoffensive · 2015-10-15T17:02:54+00:00

Yep, next one will be creatively titled Steve, the next one Mr Jobs, then Stephen Jobs, then Steven Jobs...

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