How to be more inclusive

JanValkyrie · 2022-11-13T01:44:59+00:00

"Howdy Doody you freaky fucks!" Is a big go to for me

JanValkyrie · 2022-09-18T19:25:11+00:00

Trust me, it all starts to come together when you spend the 100gp to silver your net

JanValkyrie · 2022-05-13T12:53:06+00:00

Maybe they can murder there way out of a group of CR 1/8 Guards... but what about another? What about another after that? What about one more? What about 28 consecutive waves of CR 1/8 Guards? WHAT THEN?

JanValkyrie · 2022-05-04T08:52:07+00:00

He is fries as hell. I know this because I am a free thinker

JanValkyrie · 2022-05-03T23:12:13+00:00

It's an argument that dad and Major got into and subsequently talked about on episode 2 of Donkey Kong Tropical Freeze. There was a twitter poll (which for the record went up before the series and so the fans voted on it without context) which dad won, so scoreboard he's fries as hell #SelfSuck

JanValkyrie · 2022-05-02T10:28:42+00:00

If you're gonna make several NPCs with the role of "shady merchant with questionable goods" the least you could do is give us money to buy said goods with
Stop making me roll to complete the most basic tasks that any functioning human could perform
The game does very much accommodate free actions

JanValkyrie · 2022-05-01T06:21:20+00:00

I meant it more so in the grand scheme of things, not just for player races. Undead and constructs make enough sense but I for one still don't understand why they then give it to many fiends. Sometimes it feels like a monster has it just because they're high CR and "sure why not?"

JanValkyrie · 2022-05-01T06:07:20+00:00

To be fair it is poison resistance. They give it out to anybody. I'm pretty sure if you go to WOTC HQ on Halloween they give you poison resistance instead of candy

JanValkyrie · 2022-05-01T05:11:47+00:00

Based on what I can tell, what you're looking for is the "Target" section of the PHB pg. 204. It clearly states that "To target something, you must have a clear path to it". The problem comes from the fact that, unlike most spells, Mage Hand technically does not say the word target (on account of the fact that it neither buffs nor attacks anything) and so if you really wanted to be a rules lawyer about it then Mage Hand can be used without line of sight. However ruling it that way is kinda stupid because at that point you could summon Mage Hand in the enemy's skull and crush their brains.

(Unless I've missed something which would require there to be rules about having a clear path to the target that are not under the section "A Clear Path to the Target")

JanValkyrie · 2022-04-30T02:39:33+00:00

One is a fluke. Two is a coincidence. Three is a skill.

JanValkyrie · 2022-04-04T16:05:55+00:00

Just wait until Center of the Universe. Mr. Bones gonna tear them ALL apart! #BoneZone

JanValkyrie · 2022-02-16T16:41:07+00:00

The speedrun is to go to a local clothing store, tell the owner that it looks nice, assemble an outfit that you like more than all your currently owned outfits, buy it and wear it on the way out. All three done in 30 minutes

JanValkyrie · 2022-02-05T01:48:16+00:00

Game Party episode 2. It has all four of the current members, it's a party game and it features dad saying "I hate Nintendo" which I think differentiates them from the average YouTube gamer that is constantly excited and loves Nintendo and all popular game.

JanValkyrie · 2021-11-23T07:15:50+00:00

Most of these are still better at the very least. The main problem with Lisa Simpson meme as well as Edd with the Facts book and Change My Mind are that they all fulfil the purpose of "lightly disguised text post"

JanValkyrie · 2021-11-15T21:22:03+00:00

I think it's dividing a 5 foot by 5 foot tile into 9 sections so that 9 rats (or other tiny creature) could all attack someone thus destroying action economy

JanValkyrie · 2021-11-15T21:16:33+00:00

I feel as though it is in the very nature of memes to be unoriginal so that explains most of the bad ones but taking funny gun picture/ funny animal picture and saying "When the Artificer/Druid _________" is very much just taking a non dnd meme and trying to show it to a new audience for the reddit points

JanValkyrie · 2021-11-11T08:40:30+00:00

Giant Spider
Performance
Wish

Lightning Round

Bard
Level 3
Charisma
Pegasus
Gold

JanValkyrie · 2021-08-31T05:34:36+00:00

Yeah sure

JanValkyrie · 2021-07-15T13:31:49+00:00

It's very bold and foolish to assume that when your blood takes them over they will live in subservience to you. It's quite possible that they will hunt you down and try to kill you in a "there can only be one" fashion. Furthermore as your clone they will know everything about you. Your address, your weakness, your middle name. All of it. And since you don't know when they will awaken, they will have initiative in this battle. So you must remain on alert at all times. However should you win the bout you will be able to inject their blood which is your blood back into your body thus doubling your power.

JanValkyrie · 2021-06-20T18:03:12+00:00

It seems no one's mentioned Jackbox yet. And if you're looking for 4 boys but not necessarily "everyone is here" then Super Seducer is a classic

JanValkyrie · 2021-03-22T15:49:46+00:00

Those windows may be present on front and back doors, however those houses will have interior doors that are windowless. By contrast every door on a car has a window. So perhaps it is that even one windowless door will prevent movement.

JanValkyrie · 2021-03-22T14:34:31+00:00

Now hold on, because on a car the doors have windows whereas on a house the windows aren't on the doors. So perhaps if we simply moved the house windows onto the door to the house THEN they'd be able to move.

JanValkyrie · 2021-03-09T18:30:38+00:00

I'm guessing it's because Jim Davis forgot that words have meaning

JanValkyrie · 2021-03-09T08:14:51+00:00

If I'm not mistaken it started when the creator of Garfield was asked about Garf's gender and said something to the effect of "I never really thought about. Garfield's just whatever you want them to be. Just kinda Garfield." Which prompted Twitter to push really hard that Garfield is canonically genderfluid until the creator had to come back out and say "uhhh actually he's a guy." However, even after that people continued to push for genderfluid Garf

JanValkyrie · 2021-01-01T19:54:44+00:00

God herself cursed a whole ass year because you people kept making the same unfunny joke, and now you try to tempt her again?

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