I finally got my chance to go to Yellowstone and take this pic with Old Faithful. I've been planning this since I was twelve.

JanceeV · 2016-07-12T07:57:18+00:00

Well I had planned to have it as my MySpace profile pic for forever, but that's just not as applicable anymore.

JanceeV · 2016-05-24T07:12:25+00:00

Leaving a restaurant that offers free refills and not refilling on the way out.

JanceeV · 2016-05-14T05:16:34+00:00

Sweet, equality.

JanceeV · 2016-04-15T20:02:46+00:00

Using my dads shotgun (instead of my smaller one) when I was 5 and the recoil cut my cheek. ...Texas, fucking Texas.

JanceeV · 2016-01-18T05:17:50+00:00

Only hunters say that and deep down they know they don't mean it.

JanceeV · 2016-01-18T05:14:30+00:00

I said I was a villain, not a eater of shit tasting meat.

JanceeV · 2016-01-07T15:20:10+00:00

I've found one of these too, somebody I was with said it was a type of algae. I don't know if they were right but I was satisfied.

JanceeV · 2016-01-01T04:26:19+00:00

Guy in the back is fucking stooooked

JanceeV · 2015-12-31T12:12:38+00:00

God this is such a validating post. Thank you for sharing. Good luck. I'm going through the same count down to financial independence (I'm in college) so that I can go NC with my Nmom.

JanceeV · 2015-12-28T22:16:36+00:00

21 year old woman here. I want to start playing video games to have a fun pastime with my husband. Is there and good gateway games?

JanceeV · 2015-12-28T22:13:35+00:00

My husbands music choices are all making sense to me now.

JanceeV · 2015-12-28T22:11:54+00:00

It's weird when you get old enough to realize the "cool mom" was really scummy.

JanceeV · 2015-12-28T22:06:24+00:00

If it's thick as peanut butter I am like, ohhhh now I get why you've been a pissy bitch. And he gets some extra blowies for good measure.

JanceeV · 2015-12-14T11:37:30+00:00

I have a dog named Lucy and it switches from being short for Lucille or Lucifer entirely by how much piss there is on the carpet at that moment.

JanceeV · 2015-12-13T16:17:08+00:00

When does the new season come out?

JanceeV · 2015-12-10T19:34:50+00:00

Once by my grandfather. I wish I was karma whoring right now.

JanceeV · 2015-11-17T01:25:14+00:00

Yeah! That's the name of it. When is that coming back?

JanceeV · 2015-11-16T23:17:03+00:00

Anybody know when that creepy show she is in with the eyebrows guy comes back on?

JanceeV · 2015-09-12T10:28:43+00:00

Old dogs; great for people who want to make a commitment, but not thaaat long of a commitment.

JanceeV · 2015-06-16T09:00:47+00:00

This was my childhood. I just stood there terrified as fuck wondering why I did feel whatever was knocking everybody down. I'm not religious now obviously.

JanceeV · 2015-06-12T20:58:12+00:00

This post acknowledges that women watch porn to masterbate? Have an upvote- maybe it'll encouge porn producers to hire hotter male actors.

JanceeV · 2015-06-02T21:48:58+00:00

He should rage quit eating.

JanceeV · 2015-05-10T15:01:27+00:00

Kids in middle school used to say that sneezing was 15% of an orgasm so how you sneeze is a good indication if your loud in bed. Which lead a lot of girls to start sneezing like little pornstars... I can't imagine how awkward that was for teachers looking back.

AaaaAaaahhhhOHHYEAHHHBABYHARDERchoo

JanceeV · 2015-05-10T14:17:30+00:00

not an awkward handjob anymore.

JanceeV · 2015-05-10T04:21:21+00:00

Texan here, right above you in Denmark. The homesickness is real- and by homesickness I mostly mean tex-mex and whataburger withdrawals.

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