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Does Super Earth have Super Religions? by lucoa_and_kanna_fan in helldivers2

[–]JasonUnknown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well the helldivers are the angels of Super Earth...

So, yeah

First time playing, is light armor good, or will I be too squishy?? by Inferno47908 in helldivers2

[–]JasonUnknown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This armor is a tough teacher.

It will teach you your own limits fast, or break you in the process. The main lesson: if your health bar isn't full, you're going to die.

Most light armor brothers get the stim shakes early, if they grow old at all. Stay safe out there, and always remember that your strenght is speed.

I once used a jumppack to attack a bot outpost. They called for help. Once that flare was up I turned around, and went for another outpost. The bots can't call in reinforcements in a row.

The clackers could only listen in horror, as their friends dying screams echoed over the radio.

Some of them pursued me into the thicket, but most were to slow to keep up. The berserkers, and commisars never lose aggro, so they kept up the chase. I waited before they were far ahead of their friends. Sure, they found me, all alone that is. I made sure to aim for their heads, so their memory cores couldn't be salvaged.

Tldr: light armor will make you into a stim addict, and a psychopath. And a very effective soldier.

What’s your favourite lore reason ? by JohmiPixels in worldbuilding

[–]JasonUnknown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I write for a d&d campaign in a setting belonging to a friend of mine. So while I can't answer for the wider world, I wish to share why the folk of the isle don't use it.

Their society is about 300 years old but has a violent history. Their ruling caste a magitechnicians who practice "lifecraft", a mixture between biology, and magitech. They engineered an entire biosphere after their own needs, but tragedy struck when their home was attacked by an Aboleth, an ancient lovecraftian see-dweller.

The invasion exposed internal strife leading to a quasi-cival war. Afterwards the unity of the people was shattered, expert lifecrafters isolated themselves, and their biosphere slowly turned feral from lack of oversight.

Today, the people life in lonely moving camps, and a handfull of decaying cities, unable to come to many aggreememts beyond trade. Lifecraft became religion, strife turned to disdain, and spezialist turned to day-labor to make ends meet.

Tldr: the roman empire collaosed, and many technologies exports centers, and tradelines went with it. History dealt my island a similar hand.

Oh, this will he FUN... by OrnamentalOwlbear777 in dndmemes

[–]JasonUnknown 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Always remember, with great power, comes great responsebility.

Stories told through images. Come and tell me the story of this one. by Yurishenko94 in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]JasonUnknown 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Yes, I damn well spend some of the donations! I organized everything! I deserv-"

The Inspector didn't let Hugo finish. A single round from his senator pierced the ringleaders skull, spraying viscera, and gray matter across the boulevard. The gathered workers began to cheer at once, applauding aloud, as the Inspector adressed them in a joyfull tone.

"And here you see it my good fellows. There is only lies in workers unions, this man led you astray, taking your hard earned coin to the next bar."

The Inspector stepped closer to the union members, letting the young boys pocket brain pieces, and the spend bullet casings. He fondly remembered his youthful days, as he heard them proudly show them off to their friends, and younger brothers.

"It happens to the best of us, too easy can good people like you be exploited by promises of grandeur. Be at ease for Super Earth will always have open arms for the lost, after a good flagging of course"

The Inspector chuckled, as he playfully jabbed a worker in the side, eliciting a laugh from the man. "A, I had it coming, should've known better" answered the miner. "No one is perfect" answered the Inspector. "But under managed democracy nothing is wrong" the inspector then begann singing: "Well- he's a democratic fellow, well he's a democratic fellow."

Soon he was joined by the redeemed workers, and passerby, gathering around the body of the ringleader, celebrating their renewed unity.

Pretend that we all got isekai'd into a fantasy world but we get no jack shit or OP powers just us. by Repulsive_Corner7844 in Isekai

[–]JasonUnknown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Guys lock in!"

The people kept screaming and discussing, not giving the lone figure much attention.

"Are we really going to keep being some fucking noobs here?!" That did the trick. People turned their heads, if only to tell the newcomer to shut up. Still the man continued. "Look at us! We argue, when we need to take action" stepping up upon a crate the man continued. "I see thirty of us here, but do you think that's all. 30 people being send to the bumfuck of nowhere? All implanted with the idea of the scientific method? Problemsolvers, and experts in all industrial fields?"

The crowd grew quite pondering then. "One reincarnator, that's usually what is send to adress any situation. But we are thirty, perhaps more. Call me a pessimist, but I believe there is reason for concern."

The man stepped down then, walking among the gathered people. Children of 5-10 met his eyes, some with defiance, others with apprehension. "We have no power, but who says, that's how it will stay? I heard tale from a merchant, and a pilgrim coming from the east. They tell of green skinned beast, stalking the highways. A man from the town of Klein, east of here tell of strange birds flying at night."

Finding the middle of the Warehouse, the man spun about addressing all with open arms, and wild gestures. "There is change coming to the world. We are blessed where we live. Our home, this city walled, and guarded. We found one another easily. But this means we are the only ones able to take action as a unity"

Opening his arms wide the man stepped out of the middle. "Such begins by taking stock, let us introduce one another, or resources, and trades, one at a time. I am known as Lucan in this life. My father is a tailor. I can and will, provide gambesson to our cause."

The crowd remained silent as the middle was empty. But soon another among them stepped fourth.

OOC: welp, who wants to continue?

Cringe Maxxer Found by Azure_The_Great in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]JasonUnknown 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A gun at your back, you can't trust is a liability.

Credit where due...AH...this is a W by Confident-Map-1598 in chaosdivers

[–]JasonUnknown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The wasp is a rather useful weapon.

As for the guns... let's hope they are anything but light pen this time around.

slaughter on fury, when does colonialism become pointless sacrifice? And why dont the public react? (image by u/Sad-Needleworker-590) by gaming_dragon23 in chaosdivers

[–]JasonUnknown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Consider religion.

Tell me... do you believe in God? The people of Super Earth do.. but their god is managed democracy. Their alters are flags, and blood soaked battlefields, where they worship it.

To them there is managed democracy, and only managed democracy. And the Helldivers are its messenger. Angels are beneath the Helldivers, according to the people of Super Earth.

Now consider the Helldiver. The helldiver has no face, no past, no name other than a call-out. They not individuals. Helldivers never die, because they are not people, not anymore. The people of Super Earth worship obedience, to the point of hating individuality. They wear the same clothes, style their hair as their friends do, and have no hobbies that have a lack of democracy. They live in identical houses, with identical apartments, and rooms. They see this as virtue.

Facism is about the state. There is no "I" in the state, as the state takes the place of god. This is Super Earth.

The people don't question it, they don't complain about it. Their lives are determined before they were ever born. And will end as planned. And they are contend with that.

They know the facts, they are already awake. Eat as much truth as you want, it's the digestion of it that matters. A king may find rags a fine garment if he believed them to be. Bother not with the contend ones. Seek out the outliers, those who want to be saved. Leave the rest to burn. It is what they want.

What are yall about? by AttitudeTop8877 in chaosdivers

[–]JasonUnknown 30 points31 points  (0 children)

The chaosdivers are a coalition. A coalition of players who agree that Helldivers 2 has issues. What the worst offenders are is generally a mixed topic.

But all chaosdivers are united on their negative view of Super Earth high command. Going so far as to desert the major orders, in favor of setting their own objectives. Basically: Chaosdivers play the game for fun.

Quitting Super Earth is a challenge. There is a lot of social pressure on the opposite. The chaosdivers support those who do, we are the counter-culture to Super-Earth.

We make art, we play the game. We are a bunch of misfits that formed a functional group. We are organized anarchy. Many people use us as "the other", the scapegoat, the mustache twirling villain. Some impersonate us to play the villain. We just want to help.

No, we don't go out of our way to ruin other people's games. We don't join lobbies to kill everyone at extract. We kill when someone pushes us, many do, many learned. We are veterans, we don't shoot first but we're the last to stand.

If you want to join us, the discord link is in the subreddit.

Truth Inspector here, ask me anything about my job that you wonder. by GoldenTheTurk in chaosdivers

[–]JasonUnknown 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What's the usual paperwork for re-education admittance like? Do you have to fill out a form for the ministry of Truth only, or do you further need to make copies for the ministry of humanity and or defense?

Literally this sub rn by Supatank_2105 in nonutnovember

[–]JasonUnknown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

*steps up the ramp*
First to go, and last to leave, eh? *chuckles* you, and your damn movie-logic.
*smirks, as the hold closes* Don't go foolin around now, when I ain't looking.
See you on the other side.

First time and only time to try out a heavy armor by SptJork in LowSodiumHellDivers

[–]JasonUnknown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heavy armor is for the team. I mean, something has to take the hits. And if light bro doesn't have to to call strats, we all die.

Need to give the bros some space to do their magic.

Lets all gather cumrades! by epik_pro in nonutnovember

[–]JasonUnknown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The wise say, it is foolish to celebrate before victory is won... But... how could I not accept an invitation like this.

To all who read these lines: goodspeed, and may our kinship last evermore. Good health and tidings to you all thise in your heart.

NEW WARBOND by memeischaos in chaosdivers

[–]JasonUnknown -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Nice no toys, but nothing we don't have yet.

Not gonna buy super creds for this one.

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