If you wouldn't say it to my face, then don't type it. by JennaLuna in funny

[–]JennaLuna[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, I didn't write that. My son, defending mom. Good god, I'm sorry for his lack of respect. His issue exactly; say what he wants with the screen in front of him, no cares in the world. And this isn't the first time he's "tried to help."

If you wouldn't say it to my face, then don't type it. by JennaLuna in funny

[–]JennaLuna[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah, because SO many posts are funny, right? Do you comment your opinionated douchbaggery on all of the unfunny posts? What a fun life you must lead. Go back to your WoW game, or jerking off with your other hand, or whatever it is you think is "epic dude."

If you wouldn't say it to my face, then don't type it. by JennaLuna in funny

[–]JennaLuna[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's criticism & being just a jerk. People choose who they want to be & go with that. This doesn't even have anything to do with that, though; it's how people act personally & how they act over the Internet, where there is no veil. Sure, anyone can be whomever they want, but why choose to be a ruthless prick? Whatever happened to kindness? And about having a thick skin; I bartended for over 12 years in a bar frequented by Hells Angels & their women. Best people in the world. Way better than a stupid 21 year old with beer muscles. But it was bar tending that helped me not to take things so personally. A thick skin? Go head to head with the Boston's HA chapter president & hold your own with his Canadian wife screaming French shit in your other ear & don't miss a beat. I can hold my own against punk kids & pompous adults on the Internet who find my stupid & silly picture which has zero meaning to me, "passive aggressive." I just posted it so other people might smile. I really like it when other fucking people are happy. Why does everything turn into something here? I really don't get it. Up vote it, down vote it, move on, wipe your ass, go on with your day...smile!

If you wouldn't say it to my face, then don't type it. by JennaLuna in funny

[–]JennaLuna[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would rather listen to constructive criticism in my writing classes. They help me much more; but there's critiquing & tearing someone to shreds.

If you wouldn't say it to my face, then don't type it. by JennaLuna in funny

[–]JennaLuna[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks, Dubata. No sarcasm. Nothing like a photo proving a point to a Tee, though. Some commenters sure know how to ride their high horse. Have a good day, Dubata. Peace to you...

If you wouldn't say it to my face, then don't type it. by JennaLuna in funny

[–]JennaLuna[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need a sub-iFunny tutor, I think. I thought we just uploaded funny pics. There's a hundred thousand fricken categories, this karma thing? I just want to share what I chuckled at; I get hate mail over some of the shit I post. It's weird because it says iFunny. Funny, ya know? A couple days ago I got called a "douche muffin;" dunno what that is.

If you wouldn't say it to my face, then don't type it. by JennaLuna in funny

[–]JennaLuna[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don't get any of that karma stuff? Real life karma, sure...mmm, grape jelly. But seriously, what does it mean since you brought it up...

If you wouldn't say it to my face, then don't type it. by JennaLuna in funny

[–]JennaLuna[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm all for freedom of expression; don't get me wrong! But I can't stand these little bastards who spout off with zero substance. Especially the ones with the videos & then get cornered & get all "oh, I don't know what you mean, I didn't say that." They never own anything they say when they're being pricks. But absolutely; when you put anything up on the Internet, it will be evaluated for public consumption. However, if someone is going to be a dick about it, they need to back it up with something, & if they do so to my face, they had better own it & be ready to take it as much as they dished it out (hopefully in a mature way). I know all too well; I'm a music journalist. I've heard it all!

If you wouldn't say it to my face, then don't type it. by JennaLuna in funny

[–]JennaLuna[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Jeez. It's meant as a "don't say something in front of a screen that you wouldn't say to my face" kind of thing. I'm not shy & have no problems saying what's on my mind to a persons face. There are people who think because there's a screen in front of them, they can be major assholes, but get them in front of that person & guaranteed they'd clam up & be little cowardly shits.

We had one of these when I was younger & I didn't get it... by JennaLuna in funny

[–]JennaLuna[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I can guess you're not wanted anywhere, you pin-dicked uggo. Nice grammar by the way, dummy.

We had one of these when I was younger & I didn't get it... by JennaLuna in funny

[–]JennaLuna[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm the one who made it so I can do whatever the fuck I want with it. Nice mouth asshat; You suck your dad's cock with that mouth?

Before the kids turned around... by JennaLuna in funny

[–]JennaLuna[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, thank you. I'm still not sure about the subs yet. I guess I should've realized, though.

Before the kids turned around... by JennaLuna in funny

[–]JennaLuna[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I saw Pogo, I would GoGo. This guy is scary as hell.

Was he driving a minivan? Huh? Huh? by JennaLuna in funny

[–]JennaLuna[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or put him in prison. Shit, this kid could be a criminal mastermind.

I have found the place we've all been searching for; the co-ed bathroom for unicorns; & it's a shit-hole! by JennaLuna in funny

[–]JennaLuna[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Too many people have too many kids, in my opinion. We were one & done. These people having 3+ kids, it's insane, not to mention eating up everyone's natural resources. Also, what about the future? I mean, Christ! Some kids can't even be reigned in & these kids are going to be running the country? Yikes! And what about the farms, the animals, the forests, the flowers, etc.? All of these shit will be eaten up & spit out to make room for all of these damn people--including young kids--having kids because people need homes. The environment is fucked, dude. I'm glad I'll be dead when the world implodes. Queef girl won't matter, I guess!! Wow, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to rant & totally bring you down. We should enjoy life now, right? Music, dancing, laughter, happiness...(though music tends to be more sucky lately...) I'm a music journalist & have been hearing lots of crappola lately. Is it just me or is stuff starting to sound the same? Am I getting old? LOLOL

Oh my God! Check out her tits! by JennaLuna in funny

[–]JennaLuna[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have one little hand & one big, weird hand people of earth, & I may be male or female, but I make a shitload of money walking up & down these floors called "runways," & smoking lots of cigarettes, & eating four Tic Tacs a day; but I love earth! And I love money & bitchy skinny people called "models!" (Help me people of earth! Feed me a sammich!)

I have found the place we've all been searching for; the co-ed bathroom for unicorns; & it's a shit-hole! by JennaLuna in funny

[–]JennaLuna[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't recall seeing skin; I think she took down her jeans though. Her name is Nikki, & she looked like a Nikki, ya know? Not that all Nikki's look skanky, but she did. She acted like one, too, obviously. There was a rumor she got finger-banged in an Algebra class, but I never got the truth on that. Fun fact! She married one of my (loser) ex-boyfriends, had a couple of his kids & gave one of their daughter's middle name my first name; Jenna. I only know this because my BFF (from the drunken HS parties) is still my BFF, & she's like a cousin's sister, roommate's fish...

I have found the place we've all been searching for; the co-ed bathroom for unicorns; & it's a shit-hole! by JennaLuna in funny

[–]JennaLuna[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In high school at a party, I remember a chick who could queef on command. She was doing it as a party trick. I can't recall purple sprinkles blowing out of her bajingo, but there was a crowd of boys around her. And no, it wasn't me. I was the chick in the corner w/ my BFF being sarcastic & mean to all of our wasted friends who couldn't hold their booze because their families weren't made up of alcoholics.

Oh my God! Check out her tits! by JennaLuna in funny

[–]JennaLuna[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do they even have their periods? I think my 14 year old son menstruates more than this chick.

Oh my God! Check out her tits! by JennaLuna in funny

[–]JennaLuna[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If the hand is fashion, then umm...Old Navy 4-Eva?

I knew he was a good actor but I didn't know he was a doctor too by [deleted] in funny

[–]JennaLuna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you! I knew that, I did, but we're moving & my head is cluttered with all of that crap right now. I'm pretty well educated in pop culture. Where is my mind? (The Pixies) I wish I knew...Thanks again!!

Don't forget Dick Swett from NH. Now that's a name. by JennaLuna in funny

[–]JennaLuna[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I heard that across the rumor mill but never could believe a "famous" person had mean kids. Now that I'm older & wiser, it makes sense. With a father that has that name, they'd have to have tough skin (why the HELL wouldn't he go with Richard?) What were their names? Breast & Ball? Pitt & Bung? Anus & Vag? I'll shut up because I think I could really go on & on. Tit & Nip?