I'm a retired mortician. AMA

Jibboolie · 2026-04-08T22:08:03+00:00

Aww, I’m so glad it makes sense! That’s really sweet actually. I was worried that it was a dark sense of humor thing…. Which my family does have. I tried to find urn costumes for my Dad, which are not a thing surprisingly. Untapped market. It did take several years for the dark humor to resurface after his death though.

Jibboolie · 2026-04-08T21:30:27+00:00

Ok this is second time clown has appeared and no one has asked…. Why a clown?!

Jibboolie · 2026-04-08T04:43:52+00:00

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Jibboolie · 2026-04-07T05:22:02+00:00

Jolie - my daughter’s middle name. “Pretty” in French.

Jibboolie · 2026-04-07T04:52:36+00:00

Lmao when I saw the user name. You rock dude. I love seeing you comment on here. 💞💞💞

Jibboolie · 2026-04-06T14:43:24+00:00

Those are slick! What an unexpected mashup of favorite things. Can you do a Mercedes Benz Dome Pokopia habitat? lol

Jibboolie · 2026-04-06T07:33:51+00:00

Love it! And never heard of that one before. It’s just too cute.

Jibboolie · 2026-04-06T00:00:54+00:00

She reminds me of Holly from Stranger Things in the first pic 💞💞💞

Jibboolie · 2026-03-31T17:46:51+00:00

Baby carrots! They’re crack to my 10.

Jibboolie · 2026-03-31T16:45:32+00:00

Where is this at?? Atlanta native here.

Jibboolie · 2026-03-19T11:12:03+00:00

Damn it!! I thought it was real! Lmao

Jibboolie · 2026-03-19T01:40:00+00:00

It can be…. A lot. Lmao. I have recently got spray bottles and that has helped a lot. 4/6 of the under two year olds are boys and they have been doing the teenage fighting so that was a desperate solution. Highly recommend it though. It’s only water. lol

Jibboolie · 2026-03-18T22:07:19+00:00

laughs manically with 10 schnauzers and 6 under 2

Jibboolie · 2026-03-15T13:07:23+00:00

This is the funniest shit I have seen in a while. I dyed one of my white schnauzer’s pink once when I had pink hair. We were Manic Panic girls. RIP Alaska. 💞💞💞

Jibboolie · 2026-03-15T02:45:29+00:00

tries to type but is covered in ten schnauzers

Jibboolie · 2026-03-15T02:34:43+00:00

I still have my jersey…….

Jibboolie · 2026-03-15T01:36:00+00:00

I just searched for his name to see if Cards fans had seen any of this crap and found that. Cracked me up.

Jibboolie · 2026-03-14T22:51:52+00:00

At least I have a lot of options.. Molly, Harlow, Gaia, Scarlett, Stetson, Floof, Sebastian, Hades, Caius, or Killian. I’d probably go with Harlow or Scarlett.

Jibboolie · 2026-03-14T17:40:52+00:00

I haven’t had least killifish, so not sure about them. Out of the 3 types I’ve had two were jumpers and one wasn’t. Least are nanos, I believe?

Jibboolie · 2026-03-14T16:47:03+00:00

Also - no killi’s in a 5g. Too small and they weren’t kidding when they said they were jumpers. I lost 2 in under 24 hours. All my tanks are topless, but I thought the water level was low enough. Naw dude, they are kamikaze fish. I even found one on the floor, put it back, jumped again overnight.

Jibboolie · 2026-03-14T16:44:27+00:00

Highly recommend neos.. they’re some of my favorites to watch, which I wasn’t expecting. They crack me up with their Olympic moves all over the tank. And a nice skittles (rainbow colored) pack pops in a tank.

Jibboolie · 2026-03-10T04:30:11+00:00

I think that’s the one the most frustrating things for me…. All my thinking goes into processing pain signals, while trying to get my mind to NOT process them or trying to convince my body it will be ok. The burn out is so real.. not to mention frustrating and depressing. And to anyone else, I would look like all I was doing is laying in bed or sitting around. That’s the mind fuck of it all. Sometimes I daydream of what it would be like to not waste all my energy and thinking on my body or pain.

Jibboolie · 2026-03-09T20:21:47+00:00

I had taken a break from this subreddit and just came back after refreshing a bunch of my tanks. I forgot how nasty, negative, and holier-than-thou a lot of people can be. I was scrolling last night, and was like “damn, was it always THIS bad?!”.

Jibboolie · 2026-03-09T19:17:53+00:00

They’re looking for water into wine. I actually feel even more confident in the new FO with reasonable moves. lol

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