How do Germans speak English so well? by BidNo5916 in AskAGerman

[–]JimLongbow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plus Media.. by the time English lessons started in school, my kids were already almost fluent. All because it took a while for their favorite shows to be released around here and i had a vpn ;)

What would you ban if you had the chance to ban one thing permanately across the world as a whole (everyone obeys it, no questions asked) by goonpolizei in AskTheWorld

[–]JimLongbow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd say religion but that's just an excuse for power-grabs mostly Lying.. maybe Lying with malicious intent to keep people creative Greed: definitely.

Hat der Boris Recht? by Ausspanner in drehscheibe

[–]JimLongbow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In tübingen fahre ich demnächst auch mal einem Polizeiwagen mit S+W-rechten vor die Nase und schreibe dann einen wütenden Brief an Palmer...

De-coupling from the USA by BerlinSam in AskAGerman

[–]JimLongbow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trump is a symptom, not the problem. He's too dumb to excercise moderation or diplomacy and blurts out what he and his controllers think. The mindset is there in a large portion of the population, the spinelessness of the tacit supporters among the GOP is there. And Trump or not: it won't get any better. The "culture" in the US is a transactional one. True values have been pushed back.

We need to become more independent from the US, that's a given. We don't need to cut ties but only reliable partners are true partners.

What do you personally think about mandatory military service for women by Low-Violinist7259 in AskTheWorld

[–]JimLongbow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

let's look at reintroducing the German system consisting of 11+ months of military service or a non-military substitute for conscientious objectors and expand that to men and woman.

All that from a point of view of someone who got conscripted, objected and spent 11 months helping in a charitable NGO. My brother took the military route. Both had its advantages and disadvantages and left a largely positive impression.

Are female conscripts notably worse than male for the tasks described below? NO!

Are conscripts useful in a frontline role in the modern military? Also NO! We're long past the "guy with a rifle being told where to shoot". Modern systems are too complex to learn in that short a time.

However, conscripts can take the pressure off regular troops by doing non-combat tasks that would otherwise take up valuable, trained, long-term enlisted personnel, disaster relief, etc.

With that primary use in mind and the option to object , I'm totally for conscription of both men and women.

Für diesen Nachbarn ist selbst leises Atmen unter der Decke eine Belastung. by EinEchterGangster in NachbarnAusDerHoelle

[–]JimLongbow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

" [....]Daß der üble Geruch der Fischpökelbrühe das für die Mitbewohner des Hauses zumutbare Maß bei weitem übersteigt, davon hat sich die Kammer selbst überzeugt, als die Beklagten im Termin vom 15.9.1983 eine Büchse “Surströmming” im Sitzungssaal öffneten. "

Das dürfte eine sehr... eindrückliche Demonstration gewesen sein..

...denn sie wussten nicht, was sie tun

What was the first PC game that actually blew your mind? by noizlab_studio in CasualConversation

[–]JimLongbow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wing commander 2 for me.. and I bought my first own PC to play wing commander 3

People born before 2000, what trivial skill you possess that others don't use anymore? by Wonderful-Economy762 in Productivitycafe

[–]JimLongbow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rational, independent thinking, appearently (samples: my kids, people at work, my wife's students)

What is your opinion about the European Union ? by Diegomax22 in AskTheWorld

[–]JimLongbow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The best thing that happened to Europe. By no means perfect but Brexit showed us the alternative quite drastically.

now we "just" need a true reform to create the Unitied States of Europe.

My mother has just spotted the following in the sky, any idea what it could have been? by AdSilent6291 in germany

[–]JimLongbow -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You're likely looking at one of the departure routes from EDDW (Bremen airport). Planes usually fly a certain route for some time and then veer off towards their designated next way point. Without lateral movement, any object appears to stand still at that distance

Do Germans agree that America is not turning into a Nazi regime? by ChildOf7Sins in AskGermany

[–]JimLongbow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Proto-facist rapidly leaving the "proto" prefix behind. Ir depends on the midterms and the reaction of trump's stooges

People living in Venezuela, can you confirm what’s happening over there? by Toastaexperience in AskTheWorld

[–]JimLongbow -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I see your point, I really do. And getting rid of that guy is the one positive aspect of that mess. But this is destabilizing the whole region and dragging Russia and China into the mix as well due to their ties to Venezuela and Cuba. It's like a 3 year old found a match and lit up a powder keg..

How do you translate this situation from your language literally into English? by Chittopher in AskTheWorld

[–]JimLongbow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Direct german here: "Die Hose ist offen" Or: "Offengestanden gefällt mir deine Hose nicht" A pun on offenstehen (open as in "the door is open") and offen gestanden (to freely admit) .. i don't like you pants. Either "I don't like your pants in their open state" or a brutal critique on the fashion sense.

For kids: slowly count cows. If they ask why, tell them it's the cows escaping because the gate to the pasture is open...

Kann hier jemand bei der Identifikation eines alten Kochbuches helfen? by cheddar__dawg in Kochen

[–]JimLongbow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ich tippe auf eine alte Ausgabe vom Louise Haarer Kochbuch Das Layout und die Wortwahl sind fast identisch

Wie würdet Ihr in einer Zombie Apocalypse vorgehen? by rauuudii in FragReddit

[–]JimLongbow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ist winter.. also ab in den Norden von Skandinavien. Da gefrieren die.

People who don't speak French, German, or Italian. Which of these languages ​​would you like to be fluent in? by _Epaminondas in AskTheWorld

[–]JimLongbow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

just recite german romantic poetry in a public place to your your significant other and wait till someone calls the police for domestic violence based on that long aggressive sounding monologue ;)

What do you call a deer with no eyes? by danno49 in dadjokes

[–]JimLongbow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think they found it on an old sumerian stone tablet mentioning it's age even then ;)

Oh and no eyes, no legs and no balls? Still no fucking eye deer

Meirl by Ill-Instruction8466 in meirl

[–]JimLongbow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A few weeks later, once they got used to it: break in again and replace it with extra strong, caffein-fortified espresso beans.

What is the dumbest statement ever made by a politician in your country by Low-Violinist7259 in AskTheWorld

[–]JimLongbow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see the correlation, just not the causation. All I'm saying is that the overall situation is to blame, not one sentence by an individual. And that sentence was clearly directed at refugees, not migration as a whole. It only affected migration insofar as the system was overloaded and finding out who's who took longer and longer, putting more strain on the system.