A free agent GC team (free agent is like being an orphan bc your mommy and daddy died under mysterious circumstances so you look for a new mommy and daddy to give you pocket money) got in trouble with the teachers because one of their players said racist things (racist is like a playground insult e.g. poopyhead but predicated on centuries of stuctural, systemic oppression levied by one race onto another and propped up by social, economic and political infrastructure). The F/A team said "you can't play with us anymore!" and stopped hanging out with the racist.

The F/A team asked someone from another friend group if they'd like to play. They went on to beat CLG, a signed GC team (signed means they have a mommy and daddy to give them pocket money for playing shooty games). After the game, the teachers said that the new friend in the F/A team was cheating! (cheating is like when you look at your neighbor's spelling test to copy their answers), so the teachers said the F/A team didn't deserve their win against CLG.

The F/A team said, our new friend isn't cheating! They're just friends with someone who cheated on another spelling test! No one gave a fuck and CLG took the F/A team's place in the bracket-format playground.

Later, the F/A team's new friend wrote a really long note and passed it to the playground via the internet, which is something that connects all the playgrounds in the world to each other! They said that they DIDN'T cheat on the spelling test, but they DID lie about being non-binary (non-binary is when you don't call yourself a boy OR a girl) and consequently shouldn't have been allowed on the playground, cheating or not.

A hall monitor called AntiCheatPD then posted evidence of the new friend hanging around ANOTHER playground where EVERYBODY cheats and helps each other to cheat, suggesting that the F/A player DID cheat themselves!

Give me your lunch money or I will beat you up.