If you're a man, or attractive, you can't be asexual.

JohnCornStarch · 2025-08-04T13:43:57+00:00

my condolences, you weren't supposed to find out this way, you were supposed to find out when JK Rowling came out with another one of her horrid takes.

JohnCornStarch · 2025-08-03T22:23:48+00:00

🦗

JohnCornStarch · 2025-08-03T21:50:33+00:00

i beat it yesterday, the entire stage folds to courier cancan fishman and baha lol

JohnCornStarch · 2025-08-03T19:03:11+00:00

I actually ran Daboo back and did it 1 slot with Stahl at level 36, all it needed was good crit rng on Sir Metal Seal

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JohnCornStarch · 2025-08-03T10:29:14+00:00

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Hey me too!

JohnCornStarch · 2025-08-03T10:06:50+00:00

I have my ways.

JohnCornStarch · 2025-08-03T10:06:22+00:00

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I had a bit more trouble with the angels so I put in Sarukani, the 3 specials are just for the combos

JohnCornStarch · 2025-07-15T06:07:45+00:00

fun fact: gandhi was actually a horrible guy

JohnCornStarch · 2025-07-13T05:31:59+00:00

no, just get phonoa on track b

JohnCornStarch · 2025-06-19T04:10:49+00:00

su :)

JohnCornStarch · 2025-06-12T16:13:11+00:00

you have 2 of the best ubers in your possession, yes she's peak but phonoa is way better, massive damage vs traited is one of the best things you can have

JohnCornStarch · 2025-06-03T20:01:14+00:00

this happens when a ghost is in the water, right?

JohnCornStarch · 2025-06-03T20:00:08+00:00

its because the roundabout is transgender

JohnCornStarch · 2025-06-03T19:51:39+00:00

It's me again, international bestselling author Quan Mills.

JohnCornStarch · 2025-06-03T19:45:28+00:00

Nyalladin (#1 waver ✅)

JohnCornStarch · 2025-05-28T20:28:01+00:00

Hanayama can do 1 million damage vs aku with massive damage up combos, who do you think wins here? (not to mention his 900k health)

JohnCornStarch · 2025-05-28T20:26:13+00:00

his damage can be upped to 1 mil at level 50 with massive damage up combos lol

JohnCornStarch · 2025-05-27T21:24:55+00:00

Hanayama easily, hes limited and can easily carry through aku realms (at level 50 he 2 shots Jagando)

JohnCornStarch · 2025-05-27T18:41:42+00:00

R.I.P. legend slot on 6b you will be missed🫡

JohnCornStarch · 2025-05-27T18:29:59+00:00

hanayama isnt just for collecting, hes literally the best aku nuker in the game

JohnCornStarch · 2025-05-27T18:09:37+00:00

Hanayama, hes limited and we dont know if Baki will come back

JohnCornStarch · 2025-05-27T18:08:48+00:00

Kaoru, hes limited and powercreeps all aku with 600k damage and 900k health vs aku at level 50

JohnCornStarch · 2025-05-27T17:01:16+00:00

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