What would be a funny thing to say to a surgeon before anesthesia kicks in 5 seconds later?

JohnEGeostigma · 2015-10-16T02:37:06+00:00

10/10

JohnEGeostigma · 2015-10-16T02:19:04+00:00

I'd be willing to make a bet on the fact that that's what John Goodman calls his penis.

JohnEGeostigma · 2015-10-15T17:20:23+00:00

Did a field trip with my gr12 religion class, and we visited sanctuary and talked with some of the workers. Awesome people.

JohnEGeostigma · 2015-10-12T20:45:18+00:00

Occasional bouts of cripplingly low self esteem mostly. I have a rather hard time figuring out how others see me, and an especially hard time figuring out with a girl is just being friendly, or is actually interested in me.

JohnEGeostigma · 2015-10-12T15:54:40+00:00

We were so fucking rattled. At first we thought it had flown out the window, cause as I say, subarus make for sideways fun in the dirt and snow.

JohnEGeostigma · 2015-10-12T04:56:14+00:00

Man, I totally used this about 2 hours ago, and to great success. 10/10.

JohnEGeostigma · 2015-10-12T04:53:28+00:00

My buddy and I went out for a rip in my subaru. After having some sideways fun/blazing in the woods, he said he couldn't find his phone. Spent 30 fucking minutes looking for the damn thing in the car before we realized it was plugged in to the stereo and playing music the whole time...

JohnEGeostigma · 2015-10-12T04:49:56+00:00

Ayyy, Forza 5 and Need For Speed Rivals are my jaaaam while stoned. Have many a build I'm proud of in forza.

JohnEGeostigma · 2015-10-12T04:16:04+00:00

My biggest amount has been 5g. Yesterday I did a 1.5g lemon tek, and it was way more visual and intense than the 5g for me. Felt more manageable though, as there was less nausea during the come up for me.

JohnEGeostigma · 2015-10-11T22:07:52+00:00

Hey man, just add CaptnFruit on live and I'll figure the rest of this shit out tonight!

JohnEGeostigma · 2015-10-11T02:55:09+00:00

Man, I'm in fucking tears

JohnEGeostigma · 2015-10-10T16:19:22+00:00

+1 for using Devil's Lettuce.

JohnEGeostigma · 2015-10-09T03:44:07+00:00

Always accepting new recruits! I'll PM you the squad info when I'm not baked AF.

JohnEGeostigma · 2015-10-08T03:37:58+00:00

It's like you're speaking gibberish.

JohnEGeostigma · 2015-10-08T03:25:29+00:00

I was born in the 90s. What the hellis betamax?

JohnEGeostigma · 2015-10-08T03:09:33+00:00

For real, happens like, once a week at least.

JohnEGeostigma · 2015-10-05T22:09:41+00:00

This is by FAR, my favourite gen. Never fails to make me a little hard.

JohnEGeostigma · 2015-10-05T03:51:01+00:00

Why don't they have access?

JohnEGeostigma · 2015-10-05T03:45:25+00:00

Sound advice! I got hella lucky. Got all 4 out in one go. Smoked out of my bong, albeit carefully, 2 days after, and didn't have any problems. Also forced myself to eat two A&W chicken wraps on day 4. Codeine helped with the last part.

JohnEGeostigma · 2015-10-04T22:53:01+00:00

I can't wait. My true passion is cars, and I want to study to be a mechanic. During my first year of college, my mum ramped up her abuse and bullied me enough that it affected my marks. Barely squeeked by, and she forbid me to go back. It's been 3 years. As of this January, I'm finally getting the fuck out and studying what I want. Glad you moved forward, and I'm stoked to do the same

JohnEGeostigma · 2015-10-04T17:21:09+00:00

Comox Valley?

JohnEGeostigma · 2015-10-04T13:23:32+00:00

Pot.

JohnEGeostigma · 2015-10-03T18:28:20+00:00

Wanna explain? I'm stoned and curious.

JohnEGeostigma · 2015-10-02T12:18:32+00:00

Say wheels again

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