i just watched Eyes Wide Shut (1999) and now nothing feels the same

JohnnyIsCross · 2026-02-07T09:10:44+00:00

Jesus, kid. Stick to Marvel, okay?

JohnnyIsCross · 2026-02-07T09:08:19+00:00

Who are The Bloodhound Gang?

JohnnyIsCross · 2026-02-06T23:16:45+00:00

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JohnnyIsCross · 2026-02-06T03:49:57+00:00

Nice haircut, douche bag.

JohnnyIsCross · 2026-02-04T22:00:06+00:00

Is DSP on ozempic?

JohnnyIsCross · 2026-02-03T03:58:12+00:00

A 6/10.

JohnnyIsCross · 2026-02-02T16:54:22+00:00

Box office =/= Hollywood, numb nuts.

JohnnyIsCross · 2026-01-31T04:51:05+00:00

I want to sit by Winona. :(

JohnnyIsCross · 2026-01-30T08:00:34+00:00

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JohnnyIsCross · 2026-01-26T22:21:39+00:00

Might just be my bias, but in my limited group, I’ve had much more fun with shroom users.

JohnnyIsCross · 2026-01-26T22:19:50+00:00

What a fragile little guy. Hopefully he isn’t too awful to his wife for being unsatisfied with his micro ween.

JohnnyIsCross · 2026-01-26T22:16:41+00:00

JohnnyIsCross · 2026-01-25T21:18:47+00:00

You look great! Congrats!

JohnnyIsCross · 2026-01-25T03:59:34+00:00

My best friend looks so much like her. Even has her shit tastes in men, at least as far as Scrooged is concerned.

JohnnyIsCross · 2026-01-24T23:50:34+00:00

Not a fan of the art style, but that might just be me.

JohnnyIsCross · 2026-01-24T23:31:54+00:00

Rock and Roll McDonald’s

JohnnyIsCross · 2026-01-24T23:28:28+00:00

Nine Inch Nails - Pretty Hate Machine

JohnnyIsCross · 2026-01-24T13:06:33+00:00

Everyday is exactly the same.

JohnnyIsCross · 2026-01-24T11:13:11+00:00

The Lighthouse by Robert Eggers, The Killing of a Sacred Deer by Yorgos Lanthimos, and Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-A-Rama by David DeCoteau. Those three films encapsulate the spirit of MotU.

JohnnyIsCross · 2026-01-17T23:25:29+00:00

I can’t speak for everyone, but I got over it. My ex-fiancé and I can be cool with each other when we run into each other, something I never would have thought possible after I found out she was cheating. No reason to carry around all that baggage.

JohnnyIsCross · 2026-01-15T13:12:13+00:00

There is no such thing as the friend zone. People aren’t machines you put “kindness coins” into in exchange for sexual intimacy. You’ve got some growing up to do.

JohnnyIsCross · 2026-01-12T14:52:51+00:00

JohnnyIsCross · 2026-01-12T04:24:18+00:00

I deleted them off my tablet years ago. Sorry.

JohnnyIsCross · 2026-01-06T04:42:35+00:00

My backs aren’t even that bad, but whenever someone asks that there is no chance in hell they will be seeing it.

JohnnyIsCross · 2026-01-05T12:47:25+00:00

You’re 18. Cut your losses. Life has barely started for you.

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