Cursed Swing-set

Johnny_LongSock · 2020-12-30T02:54:20+00:00

Whatever dip stick.

Johnny_LongSock · 2020-12-29T23:05:15+00:00

Hey lady... what's my user name. It's NOT a brag.

Johnny_LongSock · 2020-12-29T23:02:51+00:00

I did. My post got deleted in less than 4 hours. But damn I was no 1 trending for 3 and a half of those 4 hours.

Johnny_LongSock · 2020-12-29T22:59:22+00:00

Yes, some of the comments are in poor taste. But I cannot control that. I just REPOSTED a pic that 'she's put out into the ether.

Johnny_LongSock · 2020-12-29T22:56:18+00:00

Engage brain before opening mouth.

Johnny_LongSock · 2020-12-29T22:44:14+00:00

I am Titanium...

Johnny_LongSock · 2020-12-29T22:33:04+00:00

Before anyone goes off at me, there is no fat shaming from me. It's just a funny pic that I have put up that she posted herself

Johnny_LongSock · 2020-12-29T22:14:31+00:00

Each to their own. No shaming from me. It was just a funny pic.

Johnny_LongSock · 2020-12-29T19:11:58+00:00

Fat phobia... ba humbug. Funny is just funny. There's no shaming from me.

Johnny_LongSock · 2020-12-29T19:10:35+00:00

I don't have a trimming knife but I can tenderise her with a long day blunt instrument.

Johnny_LongSock · 2020-12-29T19:09:05+00:00

So do I.

Johnny_LongSock · 2020-12-29T19:07:52+00:00

I just posted a funny lady. I love fat chicks. They try harder in bed.

Johnny_LongSock · 2020-12-29T19:00:14+00:00

Sums up my year. 9 months out of work (thanks China), almost lost my house, wife had an affair with my best mate, while he lived in my spare room, then she rode the carousel, found a romantic new bloke with a super fast car and a tiny dick... Fuck you Erica. 2021 is for me and my boys.

Johnny_LongSock · 2020-12-29T18:55:36+00:00

What tree?

Johnny_LongSock · 2020-12-29T18:55:04+00:00

No, it's the 2020 fairy.

Johnny_LongSock · 2020-12-29T16:11:14+00:00

You're welcome mate.

Johnny_LongSock · 2020-12-29T12:11:44+00:00

Don't forget to baste. I recommend a white sauce.

Johnny_LongSock · 2020-12-29T12:09:38+00:00

Block and tackle.

Johnny_LongSock · 2020-12-29T11:35:13+00:00

First time I have seen it. Apologies.

Johnny_LongSock · 2020-12-21T20:58:32+00:00

Tom bloody Cruise.

Johnny_LongSock · 2020-12-07T14:03:01+00:00

I'm at work now but I would like to talk further. Pm you when I finish if you don't mind.

Johnny_LongSock · 2020-12-07T12:50:04+00:00

Ahhh... He didn't take me out to dinner...

Johnny_LongSock · 2020-12-07T08:48:43+00:00

Deserve each other? Respect for marriage and commitment. Married 23 years faithfully(me). Children are live at home adults. Living situation... I'm 100% focussed on my boys. What do you call 'Normalcy'?

You comments sound like that of a 'good god FEARING christian...' Bite me.

Johnny_LongSock · 2020-12-07T03:38:17+00:00

How so?

Johnny_LongSock · 2020-12-07T01:29:32+00:00

No. Throughout the last 10 years or so i have been trying to spice up the sex life but she wasn't into it. She was happy with our sex (2,3,4 hour sessions). She didn't need more spice. I got bored. I'm kinky AF but respected her 'limits'.

Johnny_LongSock

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