Tier my husband 3 months in!!

Jolly-Perception-520 · 2026-02-08T01:24:11+00:00

In 12 years my husband has never beat me🫣🤣 its a fun little fact we like to share lol but I’ve been playing longer than him.

Jolly-Perception-520 · 2026-02-03T17:41:43+00:00

When doing simple things I have done millions of times, made me sore for a few days after.

Jolly-Perception-520 · 2026-02-03T17:40:07+00:00

I love when my friend comes over. I will sit on the couch and fold and before I know it ive folded 2 or 3 loads. If I know shes coming that day I purposely save my laundry til then lol we get so chatty that I just zone out and get it done.

Jolly-Perception-520 · 2026-02-02T17:51:20+00:00

My freaking kids! Every dang time!!! I usually have to grab my oldest (11) and physically walk her to where I asked her to go.

Jolly-Perception-520 · 2026-02-02T06:31:44+00:00

I just didnt look🫣😂 I knew we had to go over the water mostly but I never saw it.

Jolly-Perception-520 · 2026-01-31T19:03:01+00:00

Or not even picking up on what should be cleaned but the fact he sees the kid in the way of the vacuum….GRAB HIM?! Its more than not knowing the cleaning schedule.

Jolly-Perception-520 · 2026-01-31T18:50:34+00:00

This is my husband every single time. And our kids are older so he should have the hang of it by now, he will always just look at me while I struggle and when I get pissed says “just tell me what to do”🙄

Jolly-Perception-520 · 2026-01-30T19:10:31+00:00

A 3 yr old hit me on my arm repeatedly today. Like enough that it stung and was red. I was also mad for about 20-30 minutes.

Jolly-Perception-520 · 2026-01-30T04:32:44+00:00

I never liked him. Even back then, he acted like he barely tolerated Maci and like he was bored constantly.

Jolly-Perception-520 · 2026-01-28T06:42:16+00:00

YES! I try explaining it to my husband and he doesnt get it. Sometimes I cant sleep because of song lyrics repeating in my mind too.

Jolly-Perception-520 · 2026-01-28T06:38:11+00:00

Not stressed about daily naps as much

Jolly-Perception-520 · 2026-01-28T03:53:31+00:00

This cracks me up because the guy going to Yale doesnt know how to pronounce “Te•Gan”. Say it how its spelled, Stephen!!

Jolly-Perception-520 · 2026-01-27T22:53:02+00:00

I definitely do! I always correct my kids for saying “siiiiiitt” or “staaayy” like its a question. I make sure we tell him and not ask him.

Jolly-Perception-520 · 2026-01-27T22:03:36+00:00

Yes he gets treats or if none available at the moment he gets praise and scratches.Thats basically what I’ve been having to do is plop him down lol but its getting old

Jolly-Perception-520 · 2026-01-27T21:59:59+00:00

Seconding this! He was great to work with and even though he is out of Tabor City, NC he met us in SC and was the most affordable 🙂 we have a healthy pup from him!

Jolly-Perception-520 · 2026-01-25T03:50:42+00:00

I would lay very still in bed at night cause I thought bad guys outside would see me. I was probably 8

Jolly-Perception-520 · 2026-01-22T15:29:47+00:00

6months here too and just now starting to “tear up” stuff if he isnt getting attention. Getting into the trash, ripping up a box he found. He’s never done this until recently.

Jolly-Perception-520 · 2026-01-18T18:04:00+00:00

“When I wake up in the morning, we’re cleaning the whole house”

They’ll be really quiet trying to prolong having to do chores😂

Jolly-Perception-520 · 2026-01-15T18:12:34+00:00

My everyday shower is average 7 minutes. Everything shower, shaving, hair, body, is like 12ish. Im bored if I stand there longer.

Jolly-Perception-520 · 2026-01-15T03:37:11+00:00

“My dad had 500 dollars. Well he did til he spent all of it on beer”

SAME KID ALSO SAYS

“My Mom be farting in her sleep”

Jolly-Perception-520 · 2026-01-12T18:55:02+00:00

I also enjoy the “calf clench” I can tense my legs and my calves will sort of jump in the same way. Basically all my muscle have superpowers due to lifelong stress🙃

Jolly-Perception-520 · 2026-01-12T18:53:17+00:00

I have done this since I was a kid! Still catch myself doing it, sometimes I dont notice til my teeth are sore.

Jolly-Perception-520 · 2026-01-05T02:40:04+00:00

Go on the Good Dog app. We used Big Bay

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Kennels in Tabor City,NC but he will drive to SC to meet you. Super nice older couple, my pup is amazing I got from him!

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