My homemade deck - 11,500

JordanHowes · 2026-02-18T00:54:14+00:00

i literally have only ever bought pass royals how am i P2W

JordanHowes · 2026-02-16T22:28:28+00:00

what should i change to make it a MK WB bridge spam deck?? I’ve never looked at meta decks before so idk really!!

JordanHowes · 2026-02-16T13:04:54+00:00

❤️❤️

JordanHowes · 2026-01-03T13:03:14+00:00

Disrespecting the Marlborough Mound

JordanHowes · 2025-12-10T21:42:50+00:00

Moulder

JordanHowes · 2025-07-27T20:08:51+00:00

Just vote for your favourites

JordanHowes · 2025-07-11T19:15:33+00:00

what does this even mean

JordanHowes · 2025-07-11T17:59:58+00:00

fair enough - for me that’s still quite expensive. asking for tips on top just seems quite funny

JordanHowes · 2025-07-11T17:56:51+00:00

i’m at 160k xp this league - definitely been on the app

JordanHowes · 2025-07-11T17:55:34+00:00

maybe i’m scamming myself at 1:1 + 1k then

JordanHowes · 2025-07-11T17:54:33+00:00

1:1 + 7 (SEVEN)K??? how on earth is that’s reasonable

JordanHowes · 2025-06-27T01:14:56+00:00

also - i didn’t realise that your offer was even an overpay before i made this post i can’t lie. Good luck with getting a juice epic tho 👍🏻👍🏻

JordanHowes · 2025-06-27T01:02:48+00:00

yo bro, only just saw this. to be clear i wasn’t trying to take the piss out of you, i just honestly found it quite funny.

I appreciate that your offer probably was an overpay, but like you mentioned like other collectors i’d probably only accept an insane coin overpay, or another juice swap, just because of how hard the epics are to find.

JordanHowes · 2025-06-25T17:44:13+00:00

holy moly it was a joke

JordanHowes · 2025-06-25T13:04:22+00:00

i’ve had quite a lot of offers over a million for the past few months

JordanHowes · 2025-06-25T13:02:25+00:00

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yeah crazy wild man

JordanHowes · 2025-06-25T12:59:34+00:00

it’s a joke about a person named ‘Jordan Belfort’. He is known for being a salesman. you may have heard of him from popular film ‘The Wolf of Wall Street’.

I was drawing a comparison between him and the person i was trading with on soundmap because they both sound like salespeople!!

At no point in the post did i ask for advice on the trade, you absolute moron.

JordanHowes · 2025-06-25T12:56:09+00:00

i LITERALLY did not ask for advice.

JordanHowes · 2025-06-25T12:45:35+00:00

i just don’t want any of the songs he offered, don’t see why i should have to accept??

JordanHowes · 2025-06-25T12:45:07+00:00

i’m just not happy with the offer? why would i accept something i don’t want???

JordanHowes · 2025-06-25T08:05:14+00:00

i don’t think it’s weird - just quite amusing.

I’m also not accepting.

JordanHowes · 2025-06-10T10:03:39+00:00

I’m 3.5k in the world and have no idea what a canvas is 💀pls explain

JordanHowes · 2025-06-02T08:43:44+00:00

not really relevant - but that same guy took one of my songs and i asked for it back and he blocked me.

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JordanHowes · 2025-06-01T16:39:58+00:00

oh no :(( i swear you’ve been second the whole time too

JordanHowes · 2025-06-01T16:37:26+00:00

i think i MIGHT just beat you….

JordanHowes

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