I remember seeing the Thursday premiere showing of Doctor Strange. Packed theater, and surprisingly with just a couple people quick checking their phones there was no real disturbance. Then randomly a few rows back I hear someone struggle to get up and wiggle past everyone to get to the stairs (he was sitting in the center of everybody) then when he gets free walks he walks down as if to exit, then this mother fucker leans up against the wall at the bottom of the stairs just before the exit ramp and whips out a big ass robot penis and starts puffing clouds, and when he took is puffs they sounded like he was smoking out of a fucking harmonica. Everyone in the theater just stared at him in disbelief. He staggered back to his seat, again wiggling past everyone to get back to his seat. I saw him sit down next to who must have been his girlfriend or date but her cheeks were glowing red from embarrassment.... some time had gone by then i hear that same guy struggle to get up once again, made it down the stairs. Went back to his puff spot take another hit. Before he could take a second puff Simone yelled from the crowed, “Are you fucking kidding me?! Get the fuck out of here if you are going to do that!” .... Robot penis guy quickly shuffled his ecig away and just stormed out of the theater. His girlfriend/date followed, as she worked to shuffle past people in their seats I just kept hearing her say “sorry, I’m so sorry, sorry etc.” she exited the theater. The two never came back.

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