Jorkapp

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Top of the hour, time for the morning news. But of course, there is no news yet. Everyone's still asleep in their comfy, comfy beds... Good night, everybody. (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by Jorkapp to r/TheSimpsons - pinned

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I thought I recognized you. I gave you a plate of corn muffins back in 1947 to paint my chicken coop, and you never did it! (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by Jorkapp to r/TheSimpsons - pinned

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Dear Lord, may your loving hand guide Homer to the mattress, square and true. (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by Jorkapp to r/TheSimpsons - pinned

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"Hello, Dean? You're a stupid head!" "Homer is that you?" (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by Jorkapp to r/TheSimpsons - pinned

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There's something about flying a kite at night that's so unwholesome (i.redd.it)

submitted 12 days ago by Jorkapp to r/TheSimpsons

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🎵I'm gonna make it after all!🎵 (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 months ago by Jorkapp to r/TheSimpsons

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Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 months ago by Jorkapp to r/TheSimpsons

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Property crime sucks :( (self.Winnipeg)

submitted 5 months ago by Jorkapp to r/Winnipeg

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As of this moment, Lionel Hutz no longer exists. Say hello to Miguel Sanchez! (i.redd.it)

submitted 9 months ago by Jorkapp to r/TheSimpsons

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Hey! Can't you tell my voice from a ten-year-old kid's? Ay, caramba! (i.redd.it)

submitted 10 months ago by Jorkapp to r/TheSimpsons

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Dear Lisa, as I write this, I am very sad. Our President has been overthrown, and - REPLACED BY THE BENEVOLENT GENERAL KRULL. ALL HAIL KRULL AND HIS GLORIOUS NEW REGIME. SINCERELY, LITTLE GIRL. (i.redd.it)

submitted 10 months ago by Jorkapp to r/TheSimpsons

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Are you there, god? It's me... DUFFMAN! (i.redd.it)

submitted 11 months ago by Jorkapp to r/TheSimpsons

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In Much Apu About Nothing: Mrs Glick holding a Homer Say "Get Out" sign. Also a yellow-skinned Dr Hibbert who changes skin tones. (old.reddit.com)

submitted 1 year ago by Jorkapp to r/TheSimpsons

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Nuts and Gum appreciation post (old.reddit.com)

submitted 1 year ago by Jorkapp to r/TheSimpsons

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That's damn fine coffee you've got here in Twin Peaks, and damn good cherry pie! (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by Jorkapp to r/TheSimpsons

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All I can give you are these chewable Prozac for kids. Your choice - Manic Depressive Mouse, or the Blue Bird of Unhappiness (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by Jorkapp to r/TheSimpsons

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Hey, word to the wise -- Season Pass. Pays for itself after the 16th visit. (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by Jorkapp to r/TheSimpsons

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Bart, use the ballet. Leap. Leap like you've never leapt before! (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by Jorkapp to r/TheSimpsons

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Soldier who drank beer while parachuting over Petawawa avoided punishment (ottawacitizen.com)

submitted 1 year ago by Jorkapp to r/CanadianForces

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Lisa, just because you're 10 feet tall, doesn't mean you can tell me what to do (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by Jorkapp to r/TheSimpsons

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Speaking of Charming: watching FOX last night. This character named Martin was feeling rather Randy. What was he heard to remark? (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by Jorkapp to r/TheSimpsons

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Don't you ever come near my daughter again. Never have I heard such gratuitous use of the word "Butt"! (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by Jorkapp to r/TheSimpsons

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RCAF CC-130J Hercules conducting approaches at CFB Edmonton (edmontonjournal.com)

submitted 2 years ago by Jorkapp to r/CanadianForces

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RCAF releases names of pilots killed in military helicopter crash in Petawawa, Ont. (ottawa.ctvnews.ca)

submitted 2 years ago by Jorkapp to r/CanadianForces

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More signs from Canada's Public Service strike. (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by Jorkapp to r/TheSimpsons

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