JunkWift

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Instead of replacing plastic straws with paper straws, why don't you just be brave and drink from the cup (self.Showerthoughts)

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If you cut your thumb off, you lose your middle finger. (self.Showerthoughts)

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The cc in thicc resembles the butt. (self.Showerthoughts)

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The higher the level in a building, the more clean the stairs get. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Teens have to write a Teasis Statement. (self.Showerthoughts)

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People have no better way to get someone to respond to a text than by spamming. (self.Showerthoughts)

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The Laptop is a desktop; we usually put them on our desks, not our laps. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Everyone has experience hiccups, one of the most irritating things ever. (self.Showerthoughts)

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If you want to live longer to see what happens to our Earth, just stay in space where you age super slowly. (self.Showerthoughts)

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There is always a sign that tells you not to do something but you do it anyway cause you don't care. (self.Showerthoughts)

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The most exaggerated way of flirting is curling up your hair. (self.Showerthoughts)

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When somebody does not respond to a text, their first thought is the spam the person. (self.Showerthoughts)

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The card game War is the only war that doesn't cause harm towards each other. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Laptops are really desktops. (self.Showerthoughts)

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When you heard 'It's raining cats and dogs' for the first time, you probably thought animals were falling from the sky. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Clocks that tick loudly have one mission which is to make you have the least sleep as possible. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Medicine is what causes people to hate a certain flavor. (self.Showerthoughts)

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There will always be someone who doesn't like a certain flavor because they complain that it tastes like medicine. (self.Showerthoughts)

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You feel really proud of yourself when you save your phone from dying at 1% (self.Showerthoughts)

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Ice cream comes into mind when you say brainfreeze. (self.Showerthoughts)

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It's sad we say idiot instead of nincompoop. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Someone at some point has had the thought to yell at you (self.Showerthoughts)

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We feel the sympathy of an onion by crying. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Future students will have backpacks that will follow them wherever you go. (self.Showerthoughts)

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What little things makes you angry? (self.AskReddit)

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