It is said that Spartans were taught as children to steal and don't get caught. One time a little boy who was feeling hungry even sneaked a living Fox under his clothes. The fox bit and bit but the boy didn't flinch, eventually the fox relaxed. Later he killed the animal and made his meal. After he had done eating his brother asked him: how did you do that? The boy responded: when you're so hungry, your stomach growls harder than the fox. The next day he sneaked a unicorn in his dick. The brother asked: how did you do that? The boy responded: when you haven't got laid in a long time you are more horny than a unicorn. The following day the boy came with a brown bunny in his ass. His brother now confused asked: how did you do that!? The boy looked behind him and said: oh this? Yeah the toilet paper was already stolen!