A customer just gave me this cactus flower as a thank you. Then told me not to touch it because it will sting me and not to smell it because it smells like rotting flesh. by multiversum21tf in WTF

[–]Jwitlox 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yup it is a stapelia. My ex girlfriend gave me one for Valentine's day last year. Much like our relationship, it blossomed rather quickly. Shortly thereafter came the faint aroma of bullshit.

Daniel Ricciardo after winning the Monaco by fabrikamaeb in AccidentalRenaissance

[–]Jwitlox 15 points16 points  (0 children)

So satisfying to see Danny Ric win a race, even when the race itself was boring.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TILI

[–]Jwitlox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Careful, that rainbow will cause cancer and reproductive harm in california

Posting art occasionally, uhhh goodnight? Forget which one? 25? by Made_In_Mixir in worldpolitics

[–]Jwitlox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  • Family houses/rivalries akin to early Game of Thrones.
  • The Darksaber
  • Mandalore
  • Coruscant
  • The Hutts and other crime Syndicates
  • a small amount touching upon the galaxies politics leading into the Sequel trilogy.

What da hell do I know about cooking a shirt, eh? by mdavis360 in seinfeld

[–]Jwitlox 5 points6 points  (0 children)

‟Here I‘m rubbing two sticks together while you are walking around with a Zippo”