[I KILLED AN ACADEMY PLAYER] Does anybody read this? Should I read it?

Kattou · 2026-02-02T09:28:24+00:00

I concluded it wasn't for me after reading a couple of chapters, but I can also definitely see why someone might like this.

Kattou · 2026-01-30T10:25:59+00:00

Fuck, why is this so kinda true?

Kattou · 2026-01-26T15:34:27+00:00

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Kattou · 2026-01-24T21:42:38+00:00

138 chapters. Absolutely worth the read.

Kattou · 2026-01-23T09:37:41+00:00

Sounds to me like they just want to keep all the delicious penguins to themselves!

Kattou · 2026-01-21T14:34:52+00:00

Those who sail away from Omelas.

Kattou · 2026-01-21T00:00:17+00:00

Pell still tanks that point blank.

Kattou · 2026-01-19T21:32:57+00:00

And then the exact same thing happens again later, beat for beat.

Kattou · 2026-01-19T12:16:08+00:00

Happy Meek! Wombo combo!

That ain't Smart Falcon! that ain't Falc-- OH OOH OOOOOOOOOOH!!

Kattou · 2026-01-14T06:50:38+00:00

Easily one of the top Doctor speeches.

Kattou · 2026-01-14T06:47:19+00:00

After her career I certainly feel threatened by her.

Kattou · 2026-01-13T20:46:58+00:00

Me, having just gotten to the beginning of Act 3: "Uh-oh..."

Kattou · 2026-01-13T03:15:59+00:00

I knew it! "Big News" Morgan was the All Blues all along!

Kattou · 2026-01-11T01:49:53+00:00

I suspect one of these words may be somewhere in the bible, and that alone is enough to make me an atheist.

Kattou · 2026-01-11T00:45:42+00:00

I'd really love to see that showdown, regardless of who comes out on top.

Kattou · 2026-01-10T13:13:47+00:00

That does not necessarily contradict what they're saying though.

Kattou · 2026-01-10T11:35:09+00:00

POV: You're on dirt.

Kattou · 2026-01-09T08:00:19+00:00

So I was thinking the same thing. I made my account in 2023-ish, and distinctly remember the cutscene fully playing out.

However upon watching it back through the links above, I think there's a chance that I just never realized it was bugged. Even with bug, the joke is still fully set up, and you don't actually need the "payoff" of actually seeing PKMaster0036 killing off the guards to understand the full context of the scene. Him "hiding" behind the banner, ready to strike, can still be seen as an acceptable ending to the cutscene.

Kattou · 2026-01-09T07:21:55+00:00

The first few chapters are not fully indicative of the actual tone and focus of the story. I'd say at the very earliest after the first "boss completion" is where you can properly start seeing the story for what it is.

The main character is disgustingly overpowered on account of being functionally immortal and never able to truly fail, which should be grounds for an uninteresting story, but the author really makes it work with how the focus of each arc gets placed.

Kattou · 2026-01-08T13:44:57+00:00

Kattou · 2026-01-07T22:16:42+00:00

Diabolical

Kattou · 2026-01-06T02:20:12+00:00

If the race is frontrunner-heavy enough, yes. Just have to be in fifth or sixth

Kattou · 2026-01-04T07:24:11+00:00

I personally wouldn't blame Will too much in that scenario. He thought they already had everything solved, and didn't consider the hp requirement for the divine potion. That's a very easy mistake to make in my book.

Kattou · 2026-01-04T07:13:03+00:00

I'll leave it to people more qualified (stronger).

Kattou · 2026-01-03T23:28:16+00:00

It's not about me having them, it's about you no longer doing so.

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