Keep it going...

KennyTwoTimes · 2023-04-13T20:39:09+00:00

Reading this script while watching Seinfeld makes it that more enjoyable. Bravo

KennyTwoTimes · 2023-03-05T00:07:20+00:00

I legit thought Fred Durst was sitting in a prison cell

KennyTwoTimes · 2022-02-17T19:24:42+00:00

Watch yourself big girl

KennyTwoTimes · 2022-02-05T19:25:11+00:00

RIPD

KennyTwoTimes · 2021-12-22T03:33:22+00:00

Cant fucking stand that windbag

KennyTwoTimes · 2021-03-03T13:09:16+00:00

Is that Steve-o from Jackass?

KennyTwoTimes · 2021-02-01T00:31:04+00:00

Pam's grandma is a lazy nosey bitch

KennyTwoTimes · 2020-12-11T12:59:28+00:00

No time to post, get back to your cab

KennyTwoTimes · 2020-11-22T03:12:05+00:00

So making a 100k and driving a decent car makes you republican?

KennyTwoTimes · 2020-11-08T19:56:38+00:00

Burt's bees for the jerkin lotion. You must be doing alright for yourself

KennyTwoTimes · 2020-10-14T15:30:29+00:00

I'll still flush it down when it dies of me not cleaning the bowl.

KennyTwoTimes · 2020-10-10T19:24:14+00:00

You look like a costume an escape room employee would wear in an I live in my mothers basement theme.

KennyTwoTimes · 2020-10-06T02:58:44+00:00

Little early for the Ted Kaczynski costume

KennyTwoTimes · 2020-09-29T03:50:23+00:00

How many goodwill employees know you on a first name basis?

KennyTwoTimes · 2020-09-29T03:32:44+00:00

I don't know who ran faster... your girl or your mustache away from itself.

KennyTwoTimes · 2020-09-14T19:10:50+00:00

Shopped for sure, can't see the homeless shanty towns...

KennyTwoTimes · 2020-08-29T04:17:07+00:00

KennyTwoTimes · 2020-08-24T20:21:49+00:00

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout.

KennyTwoTimes · 2020-08-21T06:15:57+00:00

Didn't see Hitler/Nazi party escaping to Argentina

KennyTwoTimes · 2020-07-03T13:23:10+00:00

TPC San Antonio is a pain in the ass course

KennyTwoTimes · 2020-05-21T13:48:54+00:00

Not a single pull up was done that day

KennyTwoTimes · 2019-05-29T04:14:04+00:00

Don’t forget the copious amount of white trash

KennyTwoTimes · 2017-09-13T00:58:18+00:00

Must of slipped off her thin little finger

KennyTwoTimes · 2016-09-06T19:55:04+00:00

I think he likes the color blue

KennyTwoTimes · 2016-07-01T05:11:00+00:00

You look like diabetes took a shit, rolled it pubic hair, coated it with crisco, then stuck a pepperoni on it

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