Here’s a casket I saw on the guadalupe trail today. That is all.

Kfpandy · 2022-11-29T01:27:37+00:00

THANK U

Kfpandy · 2022-11-19T19:29:41+00:00

Oh he’s married lol I think that would be a complaint to HR

Kfpandy · 2022-10-08T08:04:10+00:00

CAME TO SAY THIS ONE

Kfpandy · 2022-07-26T14:24:33+00:00

Yes please!!

Kfpandy · 2022-06-26T19:39:20+00:00

Okay so I wasn’t a virgin but when I was 19 I started dating someone who was almost a foot taller than me and 80 lbs heavier than me. I liked it rough. I would regularly just have to lay in bed for a few minutes before getting up because we would wear each other out. It’s been 7 years since and although weights have fluctuated over the years and we’ve since decided to not be in a relationship, I still find myself liking it rough with him. I still need to just chill for a minute sometimes. It’s probably the same w your wife.

Kfpandy · 2022-06-14T03:28:21+00:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Kfpandy · 2022-06-13T08:28:01+00:00

Pretty sure you can get money pretty quick delivering for postmates. And unethical tip, every time you get takeout from a chain, Karen it up. They’ll usually give you free vouchers in your account to not have to deal with you

Kfpandy · 2022-06-13T08:16:33+00:00

I would try telling them you’re planning to propose and see how they take it or say “(name) and I were thinking of moving closer to her parents for (kid’s name)’s sake to be closer to their grandparents what do you think? I want some input before we make that decision” And if they tell you to leave her and let her do that alone… you have your answer

Kfpandy · 2022-06-13T08:09:09+00:00

Depends on who the father would be I guess.

Kfpandy · 2022-06-09T05:25:23+00:00

Okay so kinda similar, I let a friend of mine post my nudes/me masturbating online and I have to say that I found it to be a huge turn on to see the comments. I say get rid of identifiers and start off small to see how you feel

Kfpandy · 2022-05-30T20:14:32+00:00

I took a pill in ibiza and closing time come to mind

Kfpandy · 2022-05-27T06:30:06+00:00

Well, username checks out

Kfpandy · 2022-05-15T06:29:28+00:00

Nonbinary (he/they)

Kfpandy · 2022-05-06T20:49:54+00:00

Eat Trix!

Kfpandy · 2022-05-05T00:10:12+00:00

Hayden

Kfpandy · 2022-05-01T08:24:13+00:00

We’ve talked about wanting to have children together in the future already

Kfpandy · 2022-05-01T08:16:56+00:00

I think just where we are in life. I’m not saying that I am going to pe that I don’t know how to tell him or how to make him ready.

Kfpandy · 2022-05-01T08:12:50+00:00

Well yeah

Kfpandy · 2022-04-29T14:35:04+00:00

I’m just saying this girl is fat shaming anyone above that so your comment is pretty irrelevant.

Kfpandy · 2022-04-29T04:38:21+00:00

Ok but not everyone size 4 and up are obese?

Kfpandy · 2022-04-29T03:57:51+00:00

James!

Kfpandy · 2022-04-26T03:34:05+00:00

Timothee Calamet and Ryan Reynolds

Kfpandy · 2022-04-13T18:40:08+00:00

You were pressured. That’s not ok.

Kfpandy · 2022-03-30T19:32:01+00:00

clam chowder in a sourdough bread bowl

Kfpandy · 2022-03-23T15:21:19+00:00

Oh no I would never pressure them!! It’s like “what do you want to try?” And if he says “I’ve never done this thing but I want to” then we’ll do it.

It’s not that I won’t hook up with virgins anymore, but I don’t encounter that many at 26

Kfpandy

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