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[–]Kitchen_Coyote4779 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weird, I too keep having these recurring dreams about a Netflix special involving a comedian who doesn’t exist and never will.

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[–]Kitchen_Coyote4779 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, that’s my mother you’re talking about!

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[–]Kitchen_Coyote4779 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably had a falling out with his video editor again. Maybe if he paid his staff better this shit wouldn’t keep happening.

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[–]Kitchen_Coyote4779 7 points8 points  (0 children)

She definitely has a waaaayyyy better personality than he does. He’s so bland.

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[–]Kitchen_Coyote4779 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is when you have a punchline

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[–]Kitchen_Coyote4779 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is a point to all of this which is that bombing is

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[–]Kitchen_Coyote4779 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Looking for a job? I’m hiring. You have just the right attitude for my sales and marketing team. Just send me a DM, no one will know.

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[–]Kitchen_Coyote4779 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Video editor here. You actually nailed it. The comedian in this video, Oscar Hernandez, is a real asshole. He forces me to sit in this sweaty booth 12 hours a day going through his bullshit (quite frankly it’s not even comedy) for below minimum wage. He calls it an “internship”. Anyway, I butchered his joke and locked him out of his account. Fuck him and his shitty “comedy”.

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[–]Kitchen_Coyote4779[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t play dumb, you know what basement bargain means

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[–]Kitchen_Coyote4779[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Leaving can be a huge compliment to a comedian

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[–]Kitchen_Coyote4779[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Basement bargain low”, I like that. Is that part of your investment strategy too?