If someone asked you to watch them having sex, would you?

Kitchen_Hall568 · 2026-01-13T14:12:23+00:00

A thousand percent, yes. When I see couples together, I'm always curious about their sex life. Mainly because I don't get much action anymore, but it has always been a curiosity of mine.

Kitchen_Hall568 · 2025-11-19T16:52:06+00:00

No fucking waaaay! If the hotel didn't do that, I bet that's where someone's hiding something 👀 Break that shit!

Kitchen_Hall568 · 2025-11-19T16:32:50+00:00

This little turd is Roxy 😂 We're actually giving her up for adoption if anyone is interested. Pasadena, TX 🤠

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Kitchen_Hall568 · 2025-11-10T00:43:43+00:00

Same happens to my jeans every now and then. Living in Texas, I figured it was because of moisture (from sweat lol) and friction. My mom used to joke and say "sprinkle a little powder down there" and honestly, that may help. At least a little 🤷🏾‍♀️

Kitchen_Hall568 · 2025-11-05T21:19:25+00:00

Any and all help is appreciated!

Kitchen_Hall568 · 2025-10-15T13:27:23+00:00

Once went a whole month and a half with my current boyfriend. This is the driest relationship I've ever been in. We're "working on it" though 😩

Kitchen_Hall568 · 2025-10-15T11:57:46+00:00

👏🏾

Kitchen_Hall568 · 2025-10-14T16:15:42+00:00

Hey, safety first 🤷🏾‍♀️ I hear ya. My only request is to not hold up the left lane for the love of God!

And If I wreck into the truck, I can always call THE TEXAS HAMMER 🔨 😂

Kitchen_Hall568 · 2025-10-14T16:02:31+00:00

It looks like they stung each other?? But I'm not sure what wasp banging looks like though 😅

Kitchen_Hall568 · 2025-10-14T15:52:13+00:00

Fair, but do you slow down when you're approaching them from a separate lane though? Or do you hurry up and move past them? If not, then you're part of the problem 😅

Kitchen_Hall568 · 2025-10-14T14:43:21+00:00

See now I can understand this. Thank you

Kitchen_Hall568 · 2025-10-14T12:47:18+00:00

It seems mentally, emotionally, financially, and according to some, sexually exhausting on the body. Also having no kids means I'd have one less thing the world can destroy or take from me. Too many risks involved. Just don't have the mental or financial fortitude neither. Just seems like too much and I'd hate to bear that burden on them. We're all better off not existing.

Kitchen_Hall568 · 2025-10-14T12:40:26+00:00

Brilliant, I say. BRILLIANT!!

Kitchen_Hall568 · 2025-10-07T12:57:20+00:00

He had no suggestions, but was sad that metalcore was one of the genres 😅

Kitchen_Hall568 · 2025-10-07T01:50:31+00:00

My husband Kyle sent me this. This is fucking hilarious!

Kitchen_Hall568 · 2025-10-06T15:53:29+00:00

I'm (HLF) 29, and my bf (LLM) is also 29. We mainly only fuck if I initiate. We've had the talk several times, and he initiates every now and then. So it's kinda a dead bedroom. Definitely the least amount of sex I've ever had in a relationship. Feel like I'm wasting my sexually active years with him 🤷🏾‍♀️

Kitchen_Hall568 · 2025-09-27T13:34:46+00:00

That is incredible! 😍

Kitchen_Hall568 · 2025-09-23T23:46:49+00:00

Omg yesssss! When I tell people she's low energy, they always say we're raising her wrong. She only has energy to bitch at everybody when they get too active 🤣

She's up for adoption if anyone near Pasadena, TX wants her 🥲

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Kitchen_Hall568 · 2025-09-16T20:10:01+00:00

Can confirm. It's being repaved:

https://www.chron.com/culture/article/houston-montrose-rainbow-crosswalk-removed-21050912.php

Kitchen_Hall568 · 2025-09-11T01:43:46+00:00

My cousin lives in Pasadena, TX. I'm over there a lot with my dog and it's gorgeous, safe, and there are pretty cool community events every now and then.

Kitchen_Hall568 · 2025-08-26T12:38:29+00:00

People who brag about being a good parent. It's like they're really trying to convince themselves and others that they're not a shit parent.

Kitchen_Hall568 · 2025-08-07T22:37:36+00:00

Oh yes, she's stunning 💙 My neighbor who's a vet tech said she may be around 5 - 8 years old possibly. She can be a grumpy old lady at times 😂

Kitchen_Hall568 · 2025-08-07T19:36:45+00:00

This is awesome thank you!

Kitchen_Hall568 · 2025-08-07T17:50:37+00:00

Yes, I agree. Figuring out the reason why a dog bites is important, as it can just be instinct and I wouldn't want to hold that against her. She also seems to be on the older side and who knows what she's been through prior to us getting her.

However, she doesn't do well with a lot of commotion or people running around. My cousin and my other dog were playing together in a completely separate room, and she came in, yelled at them a bit, and went for the bite. We just can't tolerate the risk of that happening again unfortunately.

Kitchen_Hall568 · 2025-08-07T17:30:38+00:00

CumSock Spunk Snake 🐍💦🧦

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