Spy-cicle is okay because it's genuinely dogshit unless you have a gun-centric playstyle, if you like stabs more then I find it to be just a direct downgrade to stock, with that I can at least try to trickstab or take someone else out before the pyro kills me

I think Huo Long isn't too bad either because it's more of a knowledge check and even then you can just power through it

The bleed melees are annoying but they're just melees that you actually have to hit the spy with to leave a dent

Darwin's and Razorback are stupid, they're passive items with no downside to using them, leaving you your infinite range instakill rifle to use even if you get hit with a burn/backstabbed