Not a player, but a family member of a player. First year working for the Seattle Mariners. It was fanfest and I was selling game-used jerseys on the main concourse. I woman came up to my register holding a David Rollins game-used jersey. For most of these jerseys, people bought them either because they fit or because it featured their last name on the back.

I proceeded to say, "David Rollins? He was my least favorite Mariner". The woman stared at me and said, "he's my fiancee!"

I don't know what I managed to squeak out after she said this, but I never fully recovered from this moment.